📅 2018: The Year in Review

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2018's top Users

Most Time Reading

User Hours Read
@Saint-or-sinner 180
@saintbletch 165
@lifeintheslowlane 122
@PhilippineSaint 113
@Cobham-Saint 98
@Goatboy 84
@Polski_Filip 83
@pap 79
@Barry-Sanchez 78
@BTripz 72

Most Topics

User Topics
@Optimus-trousers 173
@saintbletch 149
@BTripz 79
@Barry-Sanchez 53
@Goatboy 47
@pap 35
@PhilippineSaint 34
@Polski_Filip 26
@lifeintheslowlane 23
@Saint-CD 22

Most Replies

User Replies
@Optimus-trousers 6.61k
@Polski_Filip 4.61k
@BTripz 3.65k
@Cobham-Saint 3.53k
@Goatboy 3.34k
@saintbletch 3.16k
@PhilippineSaint 2.64k
@Barry-Sanchez 2.59k
@pap 2.57k
@lifeintheslowlane 2.3k

Most Replied to

User Replies
@Barry-Sanchez 1.86k
@saintbletch 1.77k
@Goatboy 1.67k
@Cobham-Saint 1.63k
@pap 1.61k
@BTripz 1.43k
@Polski_Filip 1.41k
@Saint-or-sinner 1.13k
@Fatso 1.12k
@lifeintheslowlane 741

Most Likes Given

User Likes
@saintbletch 18.3k
@Sfcsim 18k
@BTripz 13.4k
@pap 12.8k
@Cobham-Saint 12.4k
@Saint-or-sinner 11.2k
@Goatboy 10.6k
@Fowllyd 9.72k
@PhilippineSaint 8.97k
@Bucks 8.4k

Most Likes Received

User Likes
@Goatboy 18k
@pap 13.5k
@Fatso 10.9k
@saintbletch 10.9k
@BTripz 10.2k
@Rallyboy 9.86k
@Bearsy 9.62k
@lifeintheslowlane 8.71k
@Polski_Filip 7.67k
@CB-Saint 6.82k

Most Visits

User Days Visited
@pap 192
@Bucks 192
@Polski_Filip 192
@BTripz 191
@Goatboy 191
@Nottarf-Krap 189
@CB-Saint 188
@Smiler 188
@Saint-CD 187
@Saint-or-sinner 187

All Yearly Visits

Daily Visits

Days Visited Users
192 3
191 2
189 1
188 2
187 2
186 1
185 2
184 1
183 2
182 1
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Top #Southampton Football Club Topics

Most Read

User Topic Hours Read
:soccer: The Summer 2018 Transfer Thread 112
:soccer: The January transfer window thread 33
:dagger: Les Reed and Martin Hunter Fall 27
:white_check_mark: Manager shortlist (Fat Sam and Moyes excluded) 23
:soccer: :austria: Welcome Ralph Hasenhüttl 15

Most Liked

User Topic Likes
EFL Cup Final - Manchester United vs Southampton Match Thread 21
Quiet Claude 19
So long, Sir Rickie, and thanks for all the fish 19
Goodbye Europa - I never loved you 17
Dear Ralph, cc Les 16

Most Replies

User Topic Replies
:soccer: The Summer 2018 Transfer Thread 768
OptiNews - Friday 26 January to Thursday 01 February 2018 530
OptiNews - Friday 09 to Thursday 15 March 2018 515
OptiNews - Friday 16 to Thursday 22 March 2018 474
OptiNews - Friday 19 to Thursday 25 January 2018 473

Most Popular

User Topic Score
Dear Les 24
Dear Saints 23
Citeh beers 22
Bye bye Mauricio 22
Taking Liberties with Matchday Threads 22
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Top #Football Topics

Most Read

User Topic Hours Read
:colombia: Colombia vs :engerland: England - Phillipine vs Fowllyd 31
:croatia: Croatia v England :engerland: @Rallyboy v @Fowllyd - Wednesday 11th July 19:00 28
Fowllyd v Goatboy (England v Panama) - BBC 1:00pm 17
Sweden :sweden: vs :engerland: England - @SaintBristol vs @Fowllyd - Quarter Final 17
:soccer: Fowllyd v KRG (ENG v BEL) 19:00 BST ITV 12

Most Liked

User Topic Likes
Allardyce for England 13
Congratulations to Brighton 11
Motson Watch 10
Slovakia V England 10
"Gary Lineker's come in his pants" 10

Most Replies

User Topic Replies
The January 2018 Transfer window:- speculation, rumours, dummy spitting, it's all here 704
:colombia: Colombia vs :engerland: England - Phillipine vs Fowllyd 329
:croatia: Croatia v England :engerland: @Rallyboy v @Fowllyd - Wednesday 11th July 19:00 262
Fowllyd v Goatboy (England v Panama) - BBC 1:00pm 227
Coming soon...The Sotonians' World Cup Sweepstake 225

Most Popular

User Topic Score
Cheating in football 22
Fowllyd v Goatboy (England v Panama) - BBC 1:00pm 21
:soccer: THE Sotonians World Cup Sweepstake 20
Llwybr-cyhoeddus v Bathsaint (Brazil v Switzerland) - ITV 19.00 19
:croatia: Croatia v England :engerland: @Rallyboy v @Fowllyd - Wednesday 11th July 19:00 18
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Top #Reasonably serious discussion Topics

Most Read

User Topic Hours Read
:newspaper: The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created 156
:brexit: Brexit - Deal or no deal 48
:lobster: Trans rights 29
:Ru: Care to comment on Russian aggression? 28
Cultural appropriation 15

Most Liked

User Topic Likes
Giving Is Saintly 19
Baby Bazza! 19
Sotonians Community - You're All Great 14
Another Young Saint 13
Compliments, really 13

Most Replies

User Topic Replies
:brexit: Brexit - The Ramifications 2.6k
:newspaper: The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created 1.78k
:syria: Syria 700
:tories: Tories in trouble? 642
:labour: New Old Labour in trouble 632

Most Popular

User Topic Score
Sotonians Community - You're All Great 26
Our Furry Friends 22
:newspaper: The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created 22
Life rules 22
Is depression a big con? 21
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Top #Monkey Tennis Topics

Most Read

User Topic Hours Read
The OFFICIAL 2018 Grandee name change thread - **VOTING closes at 1030am *** 25
:laughing: Joke thread; may cause offence (with a bit of luck) :face_vomiting: :angry: 22
I haven't ... for ... years / months / weeks / days / hours / minutes / seconds 8
:2019: Welcome to 2019 (2018 you can do one) 8
Wank Word of the Week 7

Most Liked

User Topic Likes
Yay! It's Day 24 in the Sotonians Transfer Saga House 15
'Sanchez' - a new epic historical drama from Grandee Productions 13
Official statement from Rib (formally known as Cracked Gay Abandoned Rib) 13
Day 22 in the Sotonians Transfer Saga House 12
Things you didn't expect to find yourself doing on a Sunday evening, or any other time come to that 12

Most Replies

User Topic Replies
:laughing: When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored 1.79k
:beers: Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night? 1.45k
:angry: The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life 1.45k
:smiley: The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life 574
The OFFICIAL 2018 Grandee name change thread - **VOTING closes at 1030am *** 199

Most Popular

User Topic Score
Yay! It's Day 24 in the Sotonians Transfer Saga House 27
'Sanchez' - a new epic historical drama from Grandee Productions 24
Day 31 Sotonians Transfer House: 'The UPDATED End' 23
Nearly over... Day 25 in the Sotomians Transfer House Sag 23
Day 27: 'The lonesome death of Areola Grandee 22
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Top #Saints Fixtures Topics

Most Read

User Topic Hours Read
:saints: Saints v Burnley :burnleyfc: (PL) 28
:saints: Saints v Leicester :leicesterfc: (PL) 27
:saints: Saints v Arsenal :arsenalfc: (PL) 26
:brightonfc: Brighton v Saints :saints: (League Cup) 24
:huddersfieldtownfc: Huddersfield Town v Saints :saints: (PL) 24

Most Replies

User Topic Replies
:saints: Saints v Leicester :leicesterfc: (PL) 227
:saints: Saints v Burnley :burnleyfc: (PL) 225
:brightonfc: Brighton v Saints :saints: (League Cup) 190
:saints: Saints v Man City :mancityfc: (PL) 185
:crystalpalacefc: Crystal Palace v Saints :saints: (PL) 180

Most Popular

User Topic Score
:crystalpalacefc: Crystal Palace v Saints :saints: (PL) 18
:saints: Saints v Arsenal :arsenalfc: (PL) 18
:soccer: Derby County Friendly :derbyfc: v :saints: 18
:huddersfieldtownfc: Huddersfield Town v Saints :saints: (PL) 18
:saints: Saints v Burnley :burnleyfc: (PL) 18
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I’ve spent 98 hours of my life reading the guff on here. I really need to get a life :lou_facepalm_2:

Does leaving your phone logged on count btw?

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98? Lightweight.
I’ve learnt that i’ve had a screen open on this site for the same amount of time it claims as reading time(that’s the bullshit that makes the modern world tick).
Anyway i’m top of the list and demand a prize(not real and obviously completely meaningless please).
Strange fuckers modern humans, or as we grandly and rather idiotically now call ourselves, homo saipan sapien(at a time when all evidence screams the opposite).
You can add delusional to the ‘skills’ list.

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Despite the obvious madness of it, i want one.
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In modern world thinking, my life is unfulfilled and completely meaningless until i get one.
There’s no charity left in the world. I’m suitably pissed so only one thing left to say.
Cunts

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Cunt.
Don’t throw words like that at me when i’ve been drinking.

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:lou_is_a_flirt:

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Hours watched is bollocks I loggged on in 2015 and have never loggged off the 100 day medal I should have about 3 but so far none the pap soviet are denying me

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Didn’t a good proportion of the Soviet flounce off??

Bet they took all the silverware / medals and swapped ‘em for a pack of Skol and half an ounce of Old Holborn.

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Fuck yeah… get in, cleaned up on Monkey Tennis… I am overwhelmed and proud…:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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