Who will prevail?
- Sweden
- England
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That young lady looks a little excited - I remember young ladies with that expression back in the ‘young years’ 89-94’
It’s a bloke…
Hey ho any port in a storm eh?
They tended not to put on the clown make up though
28 days later
Sorry and all that Ted. I love you dearly, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to hand you your arse on a plate. You may then wish to give it to Fatso to eat, or you may not. That is entirely a matter for you.
If its going, I’ll eat it.
Good man. I knew I could rely on you. Ted, I’m afraid you’re going to be in the market for a prosthetic arse.
I’m happy to fashion @TedMaul a new arse out of marzipan, which has the bonus that I could eat it at any time if I feel peckish.
Just picked up a message from 18 year old Bucks Junior, who is working in Chengdu, China. Not only has he organised a bunch of ex-pats to meet to watch the game tomorrow, but it was 4am his time and he was happily hammered.
#proud
We will lose. On penalties. Obviously.
So I got my explanation in for my foreign FB pals because they kind of were missing the context of the entire 3 Lions thing.
It’s relevant for a few hours doesn’t mention golf once
It’s all getting wonderfully silly
Warwick Castle flying Southgate’s Waistcoat
Yes, I now we are going to lose on penalties, but still have 5 hours 55 minutes to enjoy these daft buggers
Beckham will be going shopping then. Hope he likes Meatballs
From the Guardian build up thread
Matt Honeycombe writes from the bottom of the earth with a novel approach ahead of today’s match:
Sun is going down here in New Zealand, slow cooking chicken wings in a Jamaican Jerk sauce with Carolina Reaper chillies - the hottest peppers in the world. We figure - get the pain out of the way and any of the potential England roller-coaster of hurt that may come will feel like nothing. Come on England!
I love it. Keep a little something up your sleeve, Matt, maybe a seed to rub into an eye to ensure the tears, either of rapture, pure agony, or a heady fusion of both, continue well after the full-time celebrations/commiserations begin.