Well, the draw is underway and I’ll be posting the results when Optimus Trousers has finished spouting rubbish, announcing the teams and telling jokes.
The sweepstake results will appear here soon…
Lol that you have to excrutiatingly watch all of it to know who you’ve got
A link to the draw is here
goatboy has chosen Panama Btripz has chosen Saudi Arabia
tokyo-saint has chosen Austraila Btripz - 2 has chosen South Korea
saintbristol has chosen Sweden gavstar has chosen Russia
tigger has chosen Tunisia pap has chosen Iran
fatso has chosen Japan bucks has chosen Costa Rica
prickly has chosen Iceland cellone has chosen Senegal
saintbletch has chosen Morocco dinger has chosen Denmark
so5-4bw has chosen Nigeria saint-or-sinner - 2 has chosen Peru
saint-or-sinner has chosen Poland bathsaint has chosen Switzerland
numptyboi has chosen Egypt cobham-saint has chosen Serbia
saint-rob has chosen Mexico philippinesaint has chosen Columbia
fowllyd has chosen England saint-cd has chosen Portugal
rallyboy has chosen Croatia dubai_phil has chosen Uruguay
lets-b-drinking has chosen Argentina krg has chosen Belgium
simplysaint has chosen France jxgrsaint has chosen Germany
lifeintheslowlane has chosen Spain llwybr-cyhoeddus has chosen Brazil
Where’s the fucking live feed? Clearly a fix. I wouldn’t be surprised if the money for the kiddies goes missing as well. It’s like Arthur and the Christmas club money all over again.
Japan? You fucking twat. I want a refund.
At least I get to support Yoshi.
Sod the sick little kiddies, I demand my money back
I smell a fix.
Yeah, 'cause I was desperate to get Morocco.
Could be worse, you could have bought two tickets to the ball, kissed a frog and got Suadi Arabia and South Korea (ranked 31st and 29th out of 32 teams).
That’s gotta hurt.
So I got the host nation, I hope they Put-in a good display.
Will do alright if they stay on the marching powder and Fifa use the same testing labs as the Russian athletes.
The comment in the office was that one of my golf stories was more entertaining than the jokes on that live feed.
Uruguay are in the World Cup?
Didn’t I say at the start that I could buy 31 of the 32 teams and still not win?
I got Costa Rica in the work one…
Mexico, could be worse. They make tasty food. Would have preferred Croatia so it fits in with my work sweepsteak (and I only have to remember one team)!!
I’ll swap you Serbia, it’s close to Croatia
Thanks for the offer but I already have enough internal conflict in my life, don’t want to spark a boarder dispute to top it off! I’ll stick with the Burrito Boys!
You get to cheer on Tadic!
Yeah, that make it all better. Thanks*
Put up a print out of the full thing then
Nope, I sat in a tent in Weymouth on a wet Thursday afternoon writing the code for sweepstake draw and Googling those jokes.
You’re all going to watch it for 24 hours* before I put up the whole list.
Fuck you and fuck you all.
*Well, maybe at least 2-4 hours.
Ranked 16 & 17
Shit, but not quite shit enough
Definitely won’t be watching