:crumpet: Treads about crumpets 👞

[saintbletch]

Crumpets - The Beginning - Part I

The Ayatollah has some weird notion about the best topping for crumpets whereas I know what the best is. Unfortunately this is causing some discord. So gang, what is best on crumpets (yourself is not a valid answer)

Crumpets - Redux - Part Deux

The Ayatollah is clinging onto weird notion of the best topping for a crumpet. Even though I have patiently explained why she is wrong and offered a far superior alternative, she is having none of it So gang, what is the best crumpet topping