:crumpet: Crumpets - The Beginning - Part I


The Ayatollah has some weird notion about the best topping for crumpets whereas I know what the best is. Unfortunately this is causing some discord.

So gang, what is best on crumpets (yourself is not a valid answer)

:crumpet: Treads about crumpets :mans_shoe:

Nothing, crumpets are best eaten plain (I’m not counting butter/spread as a topping BTW)


Butter. Fucking loads of it. Nothing else.


Butter. Not spread. Butter. Possibly a smidgeon of Marmite if I’m feeling saucy.
Anyone who has ham, paté or cheese on a crumpet is a fucking weirdo.




Butter lots of while still hot.
And a decent lumpy Strawberry Jam


Butter is the only answer…

or butter and peanut butter (Pip 'n Nut - almond butter).


One of my earliest culinary memories was my dear old Mum crouching over and open fireplace toasting Crumpets on a Toasting Fork.
Butter, that was the only marinade…lots of it. :lou_lol:

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Ah the days when one could get one’s fag to toast ones crumpets before roasting his buttocks… old school days at Charterhouse we such wonderful crumpet ‘feasts’ for one fags