The Ayatollah is clinging onto weird notion of the best topping for a crumpet. Even though I have patiently explained why she is wrong and offered a far superior alternative, she is having none of it
So gang, what is the best crumpet topping
The Ayatollah is clinging onto weird notion of the best topping for a crumpet. Even though I have patiently explained why she is wrong and offered a far superior alternative, she is having none of it
So gang, what is the best crumpet topping
Cheese.
Pate.
Ham.
FFS I already replied and somebody didn’t like it so restarted the thread
Crumpets should be eaten plain (I’m not counting butter/spread as a topping here)
Bump
Marmite. Thread has been solved, please lock.
Fucking pate you weirdo - even the Ayatollah thinks you are mental and she has no taste
She is still laughing about it
So the argument was the Ayatollah is in the cheese camp and I said marmite, and having had a look through the answers we were both wrong and it was butter only
But we are not as wrong as Barry, fucking pate indeed
What the fuck is it about toppings? Just wrong.
As has already been said - butter.
For preference, freshly churned by nubile maidens from the milk of prize Jersey cattle milked in the early dawn when birds fly unchained…or some such hippy crap.
Butter/marge/vegan alternative. Anything else is just weird.
They’re not called butter sponges for nothing!
My partner puts jam on them. Weirdo.
Pate goes with anything.
The only thing you should put on a crumpet is salted butter
End off
Am I the only one reading this in a Yorkshire accent and pronouncing pâté so that it rhymes with gate?
Yes, weirdo
Strawberry yogurt?
Vanilla cheesecake?
Raspberry ripple ice-cream?
Thank you all that liked it
Yes
Weirdo
Only if i believed any of them went with pâté or crumpets. Then again i used to like strawberry jam on fried slice, so still possible