😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

[Polski_Filip]

I had a Bacon & Egg McMuffin for breakfast today.
Nom nom nom.

[Polski_Filip]

We won the Cup.
We won the Cup.
Ee ai adio
We won the Cup.
Well the other lot did.
The lot that play on Red & White stripes I WANTED to support but the family support THE OTHER TEAM.
Cracovia 3 Lechia Gdansk 2.
Winner scored in 117th minute of extra time.
Means Europa League Football.
Whatever happened to that Fair Play place?

[Polski_Filip]

Wtf.
Was watching g Polish CSI.
Went out for a smoke
TV now showing
A PORN MOVIE!

[scotty]

Is that what you told the wife?

Good lad

[CB-Saint]

Revenge is sweet

We are having the patio repointed and they are currently grinding out all of the old cement

The dust cloud is prodigious

And it’s floating over the back towards the bastards of the bonfires

Enjoy your gritty washing

[Saint-CD]

@CB-Saint

prodigious

Word of the day - I shall promise to use liberally. Well done that man.

[lifeintheslowlane]

Rampart! I like that one @Saint-CD
Can you use it creatively in a sentence, I’d be orgasmically grateful.

[BTripz]

My mate likes drawing slopes made especially for wheelchairs, he’s well into his ramp art!!

[gavstar]

My made likes molesting sheep, he’s well into his ram parts.

[lifeintheslowlane]

@BTripz

My mate likes drawing slopes made especially for wheelchairs, he’s well into his ramp art!!

@gavstar

My made likes molesting sheep, he’s well into his ram parts.

I’m amazed…you have both caught the mood of the word and its effect, both esthetically and erotically.
I’m more than satisfied on both counts.
I’ll just go and get a tissue.

[Saint-CD]

@lifeintheslowlane

esthetically

Surely you mean aesthetically, you ram part

[lifeintheslowlane]

You’re just jealous you’ve been out punned, either spelling is considered correct…pedant.

[Polski_Filip]

This should get the juices flowing

[pap]

Playing “Jogger vs Robber”.

When driving through less swanky parts of town and seeing someone running, you ask is it a jogger or is it a robber?

It’s actually harder than you think. A lot of factors in play on any particular call. e.g. both the jogger community and the robber community share a love of tracksuits.

But it is a little pleasure. I think Ginge made the right calls tonight.

[scotty]

You’re in Liverpool, aren’t you? So there’s not going to be much doubt, if any at all.

[Fowllyd]

Taking Darcey for her first visit to a pub.

[BTripz]

She looks a bit old for a first visit to the pub, and why has she taken a rat on a string?

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Cute… puppy aint so bad either

(Monsieur Mapé de Tasmania - lady charmer)

[lifeintheslowlane]

Hey she’s wearing a Jack Wild fan club T shirt too…

[saintbletch]

@lifeintheslowlane

Rampart! I like that one @Saint-CD
Can you use it creatively in a sentence, I’d be orgasmically grateful.

@BTripz

My mate likes drawing slopes made especially for wheelchairs, he’s well into his ramp art!!

@gavstar

My made likes molesting sheep, he’s well into his ram parts.

We already have a thread for this, probably. It’s a good one from memory.

Neologisms

OK, as part of my bid to recreate the “fun with words” thread bit by bit, here’s another bit. This time neologisms (Fowllyd will have come in his plus-fours by this stage of the thread introduction). These are words that have been coined to define new or existing things or concepts. So let’s have your new words that should enter the language and obviously include your definition. Here’s a starter list from the Washington Post (5 and 12 do it for me). [image]