Maybe so, but our posts would have been completely out of context if posted there in isolation.
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Yeah and how would a replacement steering wheel for a certain US Sports pick up truck motor vehicle have worked there?
She had a sheltered upbringing.
And then she met you, poor love.
(I know, I know, your lady has met me also but hopefully the shock of that has wiped it from her brain)
She still has nightmares, but it’s possible that their root cause is @saintbletch’s blouses.
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Oh well done everyone
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Managing to get your back to crack so that you don’t have to walk about like you’ve been fucked with a marrow
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Being able to jog on the spot in front of the TV to get your first exercise since ‘the cock op’.
Good to get the heart beating again.
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Polish Bacon is a wafer thin version of Streaky. Smoked version is less than 1 molecule thick, impossible to even peel slices apart.
I had coped but pinned for British Back Bacon.
Yesterday in Lidl I saw this
A “streaky bacon joint” for £2.38 per kg 1/4 the shit bacon price.
I had an idea
We have a small meat slicer (did that joke this morning)
After some technical issues requiring delicate knife work on the rind, partial freezing so it could slice & cutting the wrong way so it fit in the slicer I can announce.
A mess
But what a stupendously delicious mess.
Finally 2mm thick bacon
Life is bearable again
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Fancy a game of Viagra Roulette? You take a large tablet, and we bet on whether it turns black or red 
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Phil, if you don’t remember putting that there you have a problem. Call Alcoholics Anonymous immediately.
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Just beam me up Scotty.
And make sure to engage the Brufen stream while you energize me.
Meanwhile. Small steps.
38p v £2.50 for Colemans.
Acceptable
Pub dinner on Rishi this evening. Two pints, 1 coke. Fish and chips, salmon and veg, vegan tart and veg, Eton mess sundae and a warm chocolate brownie. 25 quid.
Not sure it will do much for the blonde sex yetis health drive.
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Eating super sweet fruit. I’ve had lovely strawberries and nectarines. So juicy and delicious. I hate the pain of disappointing fruit so appreciate the joy even more
Sounds a bit poofy to me. 
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