😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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Reading an application from a company who plan to sell wine online in Saudi.

There truly aren’t enough facepalms on the internet

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Blend 37 - kills me every time

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There’s a solution to that.

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Had loads as a teenager and until my late 20s. Now I only get them occasionally. I was prescribe diclofenac sodium which did the job. Though felt a bit hungover after taking them.

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I used to get migraines a lot when I was younger too, get the occasional one now and again but nothing like when I was younger. Used to wipe me out for days…

And to my annoyance, the girls playing with buttons on the washing machine made it go into a tumble cycle after it finished washing, now everything is dry but creased to fuck and all needs ironing…

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Forgetting to do your fantasy team and having ings as 3rd choice sub. My bench is going to get a minimum of 18 points today.

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Watching Torino V Sampdoria and Gaston Ramirez scores two good goals

why could he not do this whilst playing for us.

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Because he was called Gashton back then

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A cold shower
I need one after that Superbowl vid

And because my trips mean 5 & 6am alarm calls now but the antique heating doesn’t work until about 10am.

Aaaarggghh it was -7C last night

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This time next year will be doing this:

Would love to be good/mad enough to be doing this:

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Love being up in the mountains and skiing is the icing on the cake.
Enjoy and unless you’ve posted the wrong* video, do it. You’ll suprise yourself at what you can achieve. If you can carve on an Austrian standard technical red run and are happy to have a stab at black runs, it’s certainly not beyond your capabilities. It’ll feel good and open up more of the mountain to you.

* if i was good enough, i’d like to think i’m mad enough to have a go at this

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Love the cable car up to Bellecote. Quite how it’s still legal is beyond me

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Mobile speed traps - think I just got pinged in Ashurst

Seriously WTF is he doing out in this weather

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Have you learned nothing, ffs?? Ashurst is notorious for speed traps. Like Ampfield, loads of councillors live there, which is why there’s a rigidly enforced and unnecessarily low speed limit. Always slow down as soon as you get near the Whartons Lane turn, there’s a very high chance of a copper just past the 30 sign.

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Normally do - the day I am not concentrating, the bastard sets up shop

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Oh well. You’d only have spent that 60 quid on beer, think of the good it’ll do your liver :+1::+1:

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Fight it.
Demand all paperwork.
Read it and you win.
When you see what a cooper has to fill out with no mistakes you’ll understand why. Represented myself three times and won them all.

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FFS that’s why god gave you cruise control. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Why? If you break the speed limit, surely you should face the consequences and not seek to get off on technicalities. Fucking speeding cunt killed my mate and the limits are there for a fucking reason. :rage: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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And if they could legally show i did, i would.
They couldn’t, I didn’t.
Do you accept everything the police/CPS say, even if you know it’s untrue/illegally obtained?