Or escaping the great fear porn virus.
I heard someone cough your honour, so thought doing 120 was the best available option.
Guess what Iâm having for lunch out on the road all next week. âŚ
Road-kill?
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Eastern Europeans innit
16th consecutive day working.
Van now has to be parked in town meaning a once an hour bus to get to/from.
Tomorrow was get car sorted day but nope more bookings. Currently may get a day off next week.
Earning well but no time to sleep let alone spend anything and once HT is over we will go quiet for a month or so.
Not complaining, just really need a lay in
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Fucking ticket turned up today
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Grow a pair and throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Youâll win yourself the admiration of everyone here and will find your fine paid by Sotonian largesse.
Here hereâs a groat to start the ball rolling. 
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Reckon I have an afternoon at naughty school
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Explaining to 30 somethings that Tom and Jerry is better for the grandkids than Blippy.
Man up, ffs. Tell them to stick their fucking training, just pay the fine and take the points. Itâs bad enough getting yourself nabbed, donât let them humiliate you into the bargain by sending you in for detention like a naughty schoolkid 
Thing is now, the only benefit of that is not having 3 points on your license.
You now have to declare training courses to your insurers and, I believe, they give you a certificate to show youâve done the course that you have to show to your insurer.
I took the driver awareness course for my last misdemeanour and had to do it in Blandford, where I used to live when I were a kid some ~40 years ago. It was at the Adult Education Centre in Blandford. I rocked up there and realised it was my old middle school, which was no longer a school, what was worse was the course was held in my old classroom, which hadnât changed a jot since Iâd been a naughty 12 year old.
Now that did make me feel like a naughty school boyâŚ
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In all seriousness, cameras and the the sneaky bastards with their speed guns tend to be positioned where a number of serious incidents- especially fatalities have occurred,or where folks are working etc . Sure itâs frustrating when the nothing is around, but as most Police I have spoken with know, itâs not speed but inappropriate speed that is the big as danger⌠hence the speed traps.
So simple, just slow down. Traveling 30 miles at 60miles an hour takes 30mins, at 50mph itâs only 36mins - sorry but anyone who says they are so important those 6mins matter is a bit of a cunt really. Saves fuel as well so win win
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A little thing like a tyre blow out at 400 mphâŚ
The Vesco family are famous in The Bonneville fraternity.
This was one of their streamliners I took at Bonneville in 2011âŚlady driver. 
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Getting a phone call from the vets to say contrary to the earlier results the tumour removed from my dog was not benign but an aggressive cancer. Fvck
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I donât know what to say Tigger, what a shitty thing to happen after getting the all clear. 
Needless to say, spoil him rotten and hope he has a reasonable amount of time to enjoy the time he has left.
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Since when has 11:15pm on a Sunday been an acceptable time to deliver a package? Wouldnât have minded as much if it was for me, but it was for a neighbour 4 doors away.
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If itâs a cd from amazon, itâs unacceptable.
If itâs drugs or an emergency supply of viagra, then thatâs perfectly reasonable.
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Long long day in the mountains.
Late doing the City Tour but walking up t he pedestrian precinct to the meat feast house and walk past some noisy Polish millenials.
And, for the 1st time since I moved here sniffed a huge waft ofâŚ
Weed.
In Public.
Disgraceful.
That I donât know enough local speak to have asked for any sparesâŚ
Having an âOff Dayâ 1st one on my own since July & 1st full day off since 15th Jan.
A SHITLOAD of stuff to do on the consulting side and organising for youngest to come here and maybe to go to see a mate coming to Katowice for the weekend.
And there is no fvcking Internet in the village.
FFS.
Finally got back online at 2pm missed 2 deadlines have had to cancel an event tomorrow
Need a beer or 20
Oh and a good free VPN
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Going for Real Madrid & Juventus in Champions league double. Could not have been more wrong