Get him dry food and a bowl of water, our cats have gone off of the tinned stuff but love the dry stuff. Plus it doesnāt smell and you donāt get the flies buzzing around food thatās been left aloneā¦
To our horror we discovered European Whiskas is different from that sold in Dubai. Our cat only ate that from the tin and bloody expensive Royal Canin dry.
In the end we discovered our cat eats Tuna in water so we get the cheapest - costs same as Whiskas!
Just managed to get her eating Purina dry food about a 75% saving.
After all that pretty sure shell bugger off once she realises she is sharing the new gaff with an Alsatian & chickens!
You can see it coming a mile off, but still made me laughā¦
B&Q home improvementsā¦
Having Richarlison and Calvert-Lewin in your fantasy team
Whatās fake taxi? Asking for a friend
That is great. I was genuinely howling with laughter, especially the last bit.
This I watched 3 times and have no idea why itās funny. As far as a I can tell one man hits another man on the knee.
Have you watched it with the sound up?
Yes.
Edit - I have only just realised he has a mouth organ in his gob. I still donāt know why itās funny.
Oh, OK.
Next question.
Are you dead inside?
Still losers when it comes to Superbru predictionsā¦only one person got the correct score. 
I donāt watch rugby but caught the waffle after on TV. Iāve proper laughed at some player called Ellis and his comments.
Missed this last week, but crikey.
Anyone fancied a 3 some with 2 ladies combined age 90+?
I donāt want to appear too old non-woke bloke with the above comment and in my defence that was Mrs P_F who said
" bet you never fantasised about a 3-some with two women with a combined age ofā¦"
Yeah
I need a cold shower
Ellis Genge (not a form of herpes) scored the winning try today.
