😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 2)

Monkey Tennis
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Continuing the discussion from 😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1) - #10010 by Cobham-Saint.

Previous discussions:

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Fuck you Cobs you’ve just filled the “Little Annoyances” thread and now I have had to start Mk2

Jeeeeezzzz. :lou_facepalm_2:

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Getting up off of the sofa after dozing off and tripping over a slipper
sober too

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Bloody hell, you’ve got no chance of reaching my age you numpty. :rofl: :rofl:

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At least when I trip over I only dislocate my little finger


ADVICE: you should be wearing a crash helmet.

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There, corrected it for you :wink:

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck
what a shit day just had news that my good mate of 50 years has had a stroke on a train between Munich and Stuttgart. His wife is with him and he had an emergency op last night to clear the blockage. He’s been on a ventilator and sedated. :cry:

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My twT ex boss went to his daughters kindegarten leant forward to pick something up his foot slipped on a snail
Broken 4 bones in his lower leg wont be driving for 6 months.
Yours is a mere flesh wound


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The kid eventually asking for the money to repair her roof after the lsst hurricane took it off.

Why did she not ask earlier?

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Went to get the old BMW out of the lock up the other day, after a week or two in there.

There was a fucking snail on it. :rage:

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FFS. :unamused:

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You would have only taken it out dogging and the bonnet would have got a different snail trail on it

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I got my Jalopy out to clean it before taking it on a run in the sunshine and it threw a clutch thrust bearing, driving out of the garage. :lou_facepalm_2:

It’s an engine out job next week
two mates are coming round to help me
collective age 221. Must be the oldest work crew on record. :rofl:

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You coming up to the fĂȘte today mate?

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Yep, about 1.30. Are you exhibiting or just going fot the ice cream. :slight_smile:

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Not this year, remember that restraining order :cry:

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Yeah
forgot about that
she’s not there again this year is she
Gypsy Rose Lee in the Tea Leaf Reading Tent?
She’s a bit of a con if you ask me, she tells everyone they’re gonna die. She’s still claiming 100% success rate.

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There’s some nice cars here.

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Trying to stay awake for the Boxing


Is NOT easy

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A salutary warning.

Don’t try to move a piano unless you know what you’re doing. I’ve seen so many near misses, and this girl was probably just trying to save her friend a few dollars in removal costs. :cry:

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It’s also sad that she has had to rely on others to find medical costs.

The NHS my not be perfect but it’s there when you need it

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