This one is a work daily one. The disgusting toilets in my work place. This isnāt just this workplace but all previous council buildings Iāve worked in and even some of the ones I have visited. Maybe due to cuts theyāre not cleaned very well and rarely fixed. But mainly I have no idea how people donāt flush after themselves and how they get shit on the back of the seat. Some people have issues with their guts and need to see a doctor. I now live opposite my workplace so I can try and not use the disgusting ones at work.
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It amazes me that people can survive long enough to become adults without being able to use a toilet properly.
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And then get employed in places that assess others cleanliness and hygiene!
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As we have people of many faiths at work we also have different types of toilet.
The usual western style, the Arabic / turkish footprint and most come with a hose pipe.
But walking into one of the foot print stalls as the urinals were full and seeing a perfect Jack Schitt curled round and topped off like a mr whippy was enough for me to lose it so a picture was taken and it was sent to all and sundry onboard asking would they leave the toilets like this at there homes ?
I am pretty sure 50% said they would the dirty bastards.
NB I do not have a copy of it for rule 1 sorry.
We have had emails from managers about how apaling the toilets are. But never with photographic evidence. Thankfully.
This is the sign I need for work.
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when I was on a student placement I was staying at bedford hospital accomodation, in the shared kitchen there was a laminated notice above the bin that read āāplease do not defecate in the bin, please use the toilets in the main corridorāā
how many times did this need to happen to get a laminated sign? 
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Very brave caught a bus then for 1st time a tram on my own, to attend an event.
Which is actually NEXT Thursday.
Oh well, Iām all dressed up in town on a hall pass what could possibly go wrong?
Door!
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Bank holiday weekend tasks. Repoint the paving slabs. Tidy the van. Fix leaking toilet.
Just fuck off and give me beer.
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When you are off to Seville on Monday and the weather looks better in the UK than Spain. This happened last year when we went to Italy.
Just thank me for the nice weather.
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Our flat is pretty good when it comes to not hearing our neighbours (although above do appear to do gym sessions and stomp about a bit). Apart from when itās a sunny bank holidays weekend and those youngsters opposite come back drunk and party.
Iām just jealous.
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Iāve just found out that another company has been knocking on my(and i assume other builders) customers doors offering to pay the householder to put their companyās sign on my work.
Customer that informed me is a police officer, so i now have details and will be contacting the cheeky shit on Tuesday(should have offered me the moneyš).
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Grass!
If thatās what he offers, iāll consider it 
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Today in Seville itās been cold, rainy and very windy. I lost my jacket from airport to flat so bought one in C&A for less than 20 euros. Weāve spent this afternoon hiding in the flat.
Hoping tomorrow is better.
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I always thought it was only knickers that you bought in C&A ā¦ 
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Why were you waving it out the taxi window?
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Weather has been lovely hereā¦