I spent 8 hours sitting in a 747 at a gate at Frankfurt. That never moved.
So Iām in the hate it category also.
Goddam you Tigger.
Mrs P_F is now recycling the pallets our kit was shipped here on into Lavender planters.
It now turns out we need a set square.
Honestly.
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Charles De Gaul in Paris is the worst airport not only is it shit it is full of French cuntsā¦
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People who walk down the road having telephone conversations with their phone in their hand, screen pointed to the sky and on loud speaker, talking into the mic at the bottom of their phone.
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On the bright side they are getting fewer. I ran over three last week. 
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Oh fuck, these are knobs of the highest order. Uber twats
100% this. Plus people who have loud conversations on public transport. Iāve mentioned it before but I heard a girl tell her best friend about a termination whilst she was on a U1 bus.
I read somewhere that there are now so many accidents with people walking into the road whilst looking at their phone that they are thinking of putting neon paint on kerb edges to grab peopleās attention!!
What they should do is put intelligent mini-guns in strategic locations that shoot people who walk into the road whilst looking at their phone!!
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Bloody hellā¦how much was the fare?
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Currently compiling some documentation to send off for professional membership upgrade. I have to submit a passport photo and when I seriously look at myself in the pics, iām such an ugly, aging old twat. FFS. I didnāt think iād deteriorated that quickly. 
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Cheer up mateā¦just add 15 years to your age when people ask and they will start paying you compliments again.
Works for me.
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Similar horror when did my new passport pic last month, had a bloody good one for my Ryder Cup pass only a year ago but wasnāt passport size/quality.
Meanwhile, finding out that my passport which I sent Express post 7 days ago only landed at UK sorting today.
Grrrr
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Had the same doing my drivers licence last month. They helpfully replaced my perfectly good picture with one of some miserable looking balding fat bloke.(which is also my passport photo) - Bastard Governmentā¦
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I look too ill to travel on my new passport.
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Quiet, Duckboy! 
Getting a car tax reminder and finding it costs Ā£290.00.
Cunts.
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Iām saying nothing 
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FFS what did you expect!
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saying nothing here too
At least a Ā£22 discount, like those nice people at Southampton FC have offered me.