Gosh no. M&S for knickers.
@Lets-B-Drinking I know, right?
@Cobham-Saint thanks.
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Undies & socks.
One of few places you can still get 100% cotton socks without a mortgage.
We even have a C&A outlet here.
Ha Ha! How did the reveal go?
Youāve obviously all missed the schoolboy joke ā¦ why do womenās knickers have C&A on them ā¦ so they know which way round to put them on 
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That also works for transgenders.
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It was a classic Irish joke about Paddy having his wellies on the wrong feet. Murphy explains they have left & right written on.
Oh says Paddy, thatās why the wifeās got C&A on her knickers.
But youād get arrested for that these days.
But whoās joke was it? Some TV Comedian in the 70ās I know that - Oh yeah, Frank Carson I think
Seems it would also work for men too.
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Only those who wear womenās knickers ā¦ I heard 
Iāve been so busy, I havenāt had the time(iād also like to be in a foul mood when making the call).
I will keep you updated, as and when things progress 
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Having to avoid all GOT spoilers as my partner didnāt download the episode on the right phone.
Also tonight ordered something that was meant to be 10% spicy but turned out to be on my partnerās upper limit of heat (and he likes very spicy food). He let me swap dishes.
Weather looks lovely for us tomorrow. Our last day.
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Getting colder and rain forecast here do you return 
My sonās girlfriend stayed overnight, his bedroom is next to mine and I could clearly hear them having very loud sex. Eventually the sound of the headboard banging on the wall got so embarrassing that he had to knock on my door and tell me to stop wanking.
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Immigration told us to take my new passport in to update the system.
Car is overheating 27C here. Make it through awful traffic. Go to office.
Not needed. FFS.
Next stop tax office for Mrs P_F tax return which they said was mandatory.
Not needed.
Limped the car to the garage (need it Monday) chilling on the balcony and waiting for the damage to my cashflow this monthā¦
Harumph
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Office calls to ask If I can go back early as my back to back is sick.
Ok not a problem when do you want me back ?
We will let you know this afternoon
20:30 not a clue whether it is happening or not.
Going offshore is fine if planned properly so you take what you need for the trip but you need a little bit of notice to arrange it. Tickets and getting to the airport Standard operating procedure. But length of stay in this case could be 1 week or up to 7 requires proper sweet and chocolate supplies to be prepared.
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Ooh, honey, theres a movie on Polish TV tonight actually in English but with Polish subtitles, letās watch it.
Meh I was gonna watch football.
Sits down.
Oh ffs. 50 Shades Darker
Norwich look a decent sideā¦
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Ok. So this is a neighbour tonight. They did this last year. I get having parties. Iāve had numerous ones in the past. Never this loud. This is a serious sound system.
They also have put a gate on their back fence into our car park, park up a large van regularly unloading (party gear?). Last time it went on to 4am. Thankfully I am in Southampton.
Tell them to change the music, that sounds fucking awful.
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The new Twitter layout.
Awful, stuff I have never wanted to see and now I canāt click to copy a tweet? seriously?
They went on until 6.30am with a MC for most of it. Thank goodness I wasnāt there.
When your perfect stream from US TV with Martin Tyler commentating finally dies.
And the only 1 you can find is BT & Effing Carragher.
Aaarrgghh