Two things in my defence - that was my annual visit to Ronaldâs shithole establishment - and I did stir the dirty water and there was nothing at the bottom of it, other than disappointment and anger.
So I still think the thieving clown deserves a good McKicking.
Itâs Godâs will.
Thatâs a thirst world problem.
Speeding finesâŚ
âŚwhen the photographic evidence comes from an almost hidden van parked deep under a dark motorway bridge right at the point where a 30 mph zone becomes a 60 mph zone. (Poles Lane under M3).
Mea culpa (38 mph) and all that but its still shit and a half.
I got done at 34 in a 30 zone at 00:15, was not happy.
Having sped all the way home from France far in excess of the national speed limits here and there, I got pinged doing 35 in a 30 500 yds from my front door.
Whilst I accept the Karma factor, it still was bloody annoying.
However it was not as annoying as the patronising woman who led the ânaughty driversâ course I went on as a result.
But you were speeding, youâre a danger to yourself and other road users - what if a child had run out, or a kitten?
These vans hiding being hedges, theyâre for our safety, and thatâs why money previously used for police patrols tackling burglaries, murders, drug dealing and rapes - and traffic offences, is now invested in catching dangerous speeders, justified via statistics that even Diane Abbott would query.
But reducing officers on the street while increasing the number of speed traps is nothing to do with the fines being raised, nothing at all.
To even think that resources diverted from tackling serious crime are now used to exploit speeding motorists as a cashcow, would be unfair.
So, maybe the odd few thousand drug dealers continue to trade, rapists are walking free, drunk drivers are free to plod around at 30mph on their phones, but at least weâve managed to tackle the evil of speed - regularly one of the top five reasons for an accident.
Maybe we will only catch the drivers with legally registered cars while anyone without a licence or insurance drives off into the sunset, but itâs all about our safety, and the safety of our childrenâs children.
Not money.
Cruise Control will work at 30mphâŚyou have no excuse.
Other selected speeds are available for different speed limits.
This is true - for instance it works brilliantly when set at 90mph on the M23
Mc Clown? McCunt more like - Anyone advertising that shit should be hunted down and chased outa town by a bayng mob with pitchforks⌠along woith anyone who uses the term MackyDâ's⌠twats of the highest order who enjoy shit on a bun
It kept the McBear off the street for a while
I famously got nicked for 38 in a 30 limit.
I say famously becauseâŚ
The Radar was positioned inâŚ
My driveway.
Yes id given the village Cop written permission
I famously got nicked for 38 in a 30 limit.
I say famously becauseâŚ
The Radar was positioned inâŚ
My driveway.
Yes id given the village Cop written permissio
Originally posted by Dubai_Phil
Does the word âfuckwitâ spring to mind?
And yes it made the local muvvafucking paper.
But not as famously asâŚ
Geezer in Red Ferrari gets pulled over by village Copâ
Allo allow allo who do we think we are then? Nigel bloody Mansell?
Well, this is rather embarrassing says the driver. I am.
He used to own a Ferrari garage outside Blandford.
That one made the Daily FailâŚ
Every day of every week it took until the 3 points expired.
Iâd have got away with it if only the pesky ragâŚ
In my defence I had been called to an unexpected meeting in Swindon and well, you know the horror that invokes Iâm sure
Swindon is something that happens to other people.
I did have to change trains there last week and came away feeling a bit grubby. A quick shower at my hotel and all was right with the world.
Having gutless, low life pieces of shit, give it the all and go to fuck when itâs on, back stabbing, weak arse âI need six months of rest then Iâll be good to go,you stop me.â, cheating, tricksy, lousy discâs and nerveâsâ? Not leaving any of them out because theyâre all to blame.
Kids who give it large because they donât think you can do anything to them!
Kids picking up their teeth off the pavement after theyâve badly misjudged a situation.