That will be me then. I donāt drive and now that I am in London thereās not much point. However if the walk is about the same as the bus journey (max 30 mins) Iāll walk it to avoid having to use the bus.
Are you sure you werenāt on a prison bus?
That would have been more pleasant
Slumming it with the great unwashed @cb-saint ?
Itās character building. I get the train & tube every day so I must have great character - I bloody hate other people though, but I donāt need to commute for that
I am with @cb-saint on this transportation should be door to door so itās either own / taxi for me
company gets upset when the expenses go in but when you quote their own travel regulations and security policyās back at them they soon get paid.
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The main issue with public transport is the whole hanging out with the general public bit.
I met them once - didnāt really enjoy the experience, tend to dodge them whenever possible.
Dude, iāve done my homework ā¦ Youāre a lawyer in California? When was the last time you took the bus 
California? 
No dude, if I was there, how would I know that we tied the big soccer game on the Super Saturday of Premier Weekend One, despite our senior defenceman missing a free-shot outside the offensive D, deep in 4th quarter overtime?
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Ah, those were the days.
Nobody is allowed to travel Business Class they said. Dig out Company Security Policy and an old FCO Travel Warning and boom. Yeah, Company Security Policies, God Bless them
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Confirmedā¦just run that through Google Translate and got thisā¦
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āNot as developed as usā Airline Web Sites.
Do the research. Get the right deal for the flight we want.
Enter ALL the details (including finding passport copies for API data) Hit the Pay Button, get verified by from the Bank
And nothing.
Nada.
No text from Bank
No email from airline reservation systemā¦
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh this will run and run.
Not content with the half & half scarves that you all love so much.
You can now buy Half & Half SHIRTS in Spainā¦
Perhaps youknowwho on Fiverweb can bundle them with his foam hands?
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Fuchs from Leicester and Walker from City offer some possibilities
As does Wanyama and Winks - both of spurs
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My wifeās just received an email from our local health centre regarding dates for free flu jabs.
In the emailās āTo:ā field, along with my wifeās email address are several hundred other email addressesā¦in fact everyone elegable for free flu jabs from A - Z (i.e. people over a certain age or medically elegable)ā¦and they wonder why the NHS databases are vulnerable. 
Update: over 1000 email addresses given
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At least it was only a flu jab
McDonalds āhot chocolateā.
Tasteless dirty brown water with not a single trace of flavour, and itās so fucking hot you need to wear a chemical suit just to handle it.
For that menu item alone, Ronald deserves to be beaten like a Chipperfieldās chimp.
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Itās the least that people who use McDonalds should expect to happen. Should be accepable to pelt cusomers with eggs as they leave.
You brought it on yourself fella.
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When your machine has done an update and Google now decides to show itself ONLY in Arabicā¦
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You have to stir on it. Youāll find clumps of delicious chocolate powder lurking beneath that muddy brown water, and it needs stirring to Activate. What you do right, if ur drive thru, is you ask the server for a stirrer stick, because the contents, being hotter than surface of sun, is incompatible with using ur index finger or penis.
Fkn amateurs.
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