Cruise Control will work at 30mphā¦you have no excuse.
Other selected speeds are available for different speed limits.
This is true - for instance it works brilliantly when set at 90mph on the M23
Mc Clown? McCunt more like - Anyone advertising that shit should be hunted down and chased outa town by a bayng mob with pitchforksā¦ along woith anyone who uses the term MackyDā'sā¦ twats of the highest order who enjoy shit on a bun
It kept the McBear off the street for a while
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I famously got nicked for 38 in a 30 limit.
I say famously becauseā¦
The Radar was positioned inā¦
My driveway.
Yes id given the village Cop written permission
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I famously got nicked for 38 in a 30 limit.
I say famously becauseā¦
The Radar was positioned inā¦
My driveway.
Yes id given the village Cop written permissio
Originally posted by Dubai_Phil
Does the word āfuckwitā spring to mind?
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And yes it made the local muvvafucking paper.
But not as famously asā¦
Geezer in Red Ferrari gets pulled over by village Copā
Allo allow allo who do we think we are then? Nigel bloody Mansell?
Well, this is rather embarrassing says the driver. I am.
He used to own a Ferrari garage outside Blandford.
That one made the Daily Failā¦
Every day of every week it took until the 3 points expired.
Iād have got away with it if only the pesky ragā¦
In my defence I had been called to an unexpected meeting in Swindon and well, you know the horror that invokes Iām sure
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Swindon is something that happens to other people.
I did have to change trains there last week and came away feeling a bit grubby. A quick shower at my hotel and all was right with the world.
Having gutless, low life pieces of shit, give it the all and go to fuck when itās on, back stabbing, weak arse āI need six months of rest then Iāll be good to go,you stop me.ā, cheating, tricksy, lousy discās and nerveāsā? Not leaving any of them out because theyāre all to blame.
Kids who give it large because they donāt think you can do anything to them!
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Kids picking up their teeth off the pavement after theyāve badly misjudged a situation.
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At least they are not littering - Id have more of a problem if they just left them there
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Having an aging dog with some ghastly arse compliant take a shine to your feet as an place to relieve the arse compliant by using them to scratch its arse on and being told by the dog owner (in laws) that the dog is just ābeing friendlyā. Then kicking the dog up the arse when you think no-one is looking only to be rumbled and consequently inject a venomous poison into a previously tolerable relationship.
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Iāve never got on with dogs. They seem to take instant dislike to me. I remember one time tho when I encountered a dog in the park and he ambled up to me all wagging his tail, rather than barking & baring teeth like they usually do, and he happily rubbed around my legs while I petted on him. Then he sauntered off, and I was like, how strange. A friendly dog!
Then I looked down and found heād been wiping his nose on my trousers. The ultimate insult!
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Bearsy never getting on with dogs.
Wow, that blasts a huge hole in some of his previous stories/allegations/insinuations
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Probably harks back to when bear baiting was common place
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Iām cheating on my gf on sat night 
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. Itās all locked in! I dunno that I should be talk bout it tho. I mean on the one hand, it makes me look Scumbag + falls short of the Preux Chevalier spirit that we constantly strive for. On the other hand my Penis is v.excitement about it. If anyone asks, Iām doing Volunteer Work For MacMillan.
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Itās all in the remose factor:
0-3 Hey, letās get it on again (or with someone else)
4-6 Iām reasonably uncomfortable with what I have done but I will try (though probably fail) to keep it from my partner
7-10 Run to the hills and/or careful with that axe babe
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