Who is Heisenberg/Glasgow Saint/Bournemouth Saint/Batman/?

Lovely bit of conspiracy theory there, @cb-saint . I approve.

Could it be that Tokes has actually been all of the city based punctuated Saints of our age?

@bathsaint is naturally excluded. No punctuation, the kinky bugger.

Iā€™m officially confused over the backstory going on here - mildly amusing as it seems by all accounts.

I donā€™t really give a toss if Tokes is Glasgow and or Heisenberg, Bear or whoever.

If whoever doesnā€™t like it here then why visit?

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Think theyā€™ve left their car keys here? Unrequited spite? Who knows?

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Christ, how long before the season starts?

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The bitching season? Looks like weā€™re having the pre season friendlies at the moment.

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Car keys?

Youā€™re not trying to tell me this is one of those specialist swinger type sites?!?!

:lou_is_a_flirt:

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They all end up in @saintbletch 's room. He drives about in the cars. Does crimes. Furtively and most unwisely drives down towpaths with full beam on to see if people are having sex in the bushes.

The slush fund to keep the coppers quiet and the car insurance heavy mob at bay is running out.

Itā€™s becoming a genuine problem.

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Ah, hence the World Cup ā€œsweepstakeā€ to top up the slush fund. There are no kiddies, only those of us kidded into parting with a fiverā€¦:

It all becomes clear now @pap

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Itā€™s Scotland not getting to the World Cup, isnā€™t it?

2018, that is.

Not 2002, 2006, 2010 or 2014.

Also, @tokyo-saint , Iā€™m not sure about the bit in bold.

Were people deceived into believing that I believe @pap has integrity?

Of was I deceived too into believing @pap has integrity?

FWIW, I think @pap 's got loads of integrity - heā€™s just really fucking weird. Lol. And as Iā€™ve said before, heā€™s much more difficult to hate in real life.

*Sorry if Iā€™m being thick but Iā€™ve just done a 6-hour round-trip to Wolverhampton (A34 South closed at M40) to buy a second-hand tent. And no, thatā€™s not the opening line to a really funny joke.

P.S. I had to Google Dun Morogh - nice reference.

P.P.S Orange Peel. Thatā€™s a name I hadnā€™t heard for a while.

Would some kind soul provide a precis of the barneys / identity crises displayed here for an occasional visitor? Whoā€™s who? Who hates who? Who is a bastard / decent sort, that sort of thing.

Alternatively a swift ā€œfack off you nosey twatā€ will suffice.

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I am Spartacus

Oh wait we did that one before ā€¦

She said Jehovahā€¦ahemm (deeper voice), he said Jehovahā€¦

In brief, @tokyo-saint (not a real Saints fan) thinks he owns the place and doesnā€™t.

He now spends his time on Sotonians trying to cast asunder real life friendships that have developed over the past three years, not very successfully, I might add.

Recently, he has admitted to being Glasgow Saint, at least for a while, prompting a near site wide question.

Who the fuck does that?

Pap is a cunt. Will get back on the rest later. Hope this helps.

Maybe someone is masquerading as Tokes.

Just thought Iā€™d chuck that one in there.

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Agreed @pap is bloody annoying on here, incredibly divisive and can be a bit of a prick.

In real life heā€™s a far more affable chap.

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It would be pretty hard for him to be that annoying in real life, wouldnā€™t it? I rarely come on here but when I do I have at least 4 notifications telling me pap has mentioned me somewhere. He keeps sending out bait to get me to react, everything from bringing his fucking house break-in thing back to me to endlessly saying I am not a ā€˜real saints fanā€™ (maybe he is the only true saints fan) to pretty much saying I am in the IRA.

For him to be that annoying in real life, he would have to be constantly trying to throw peanuts in my drink in the pub. Every time I went to take a gulp I would see the peanut and get a little visual papification that he has successfully spoiled another pint with his salty nuts.

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Without wanting to stoke the flames (although that is what I want), why does Tokyo think he owns the site? Is he a deluded fucknut OR is pap a lying and deceitful cunt?

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Fuck off fatso, Itā€™s my forum, Iā€™ll ask the questions.

Btw I donā€™t think I have ever posted as Glasgow Saint but I do have an unused GS twitter account. I think this dates back to you Cherts. Werenā€™t you in a Ramada Inn in Glasgow and tweeting about it? GS didnā€™t have twitter and said I could tweet you from a dummy account to say I was at the bar or something. It was a long time ago.

I have been bear on a number of occasions and he has posted as me. I still get emails addressed to Mr Earsy from the pink news asking why I have not logged in for a while. I am hoping GDPR will put an end to all that.