Too busy? 
Is this bloke for real or is it a parody account?
Iām just having trouble reconciling his claims of sexism with ābeautiful little ladyā/
Look at the name of the account 
Thank you. Still not over the bank holiday weekend.
Iām shocked, that picture graphically shows her strumming her flying V. 
Fuck that - total pussy
I disagree. Heās purrfect for the job.
An opinion, but from a lawyer.
Looks to me like the government are starting work on rehabilitating the lying dirty little shit
Suella Braverman takes the baton of shit from Priti Patel as home sec.
Teresa Coffey, the unhealthiest looking woman in Britain plumps for Health, presumably only because Shipman is dead.
James Cleverley, a man who should really fuck all the way off, gets Foreign sec.
Kwarteng gets the Chancellor job.
It really is a barrel of shit.
Iād like to hear Joe Lycett shithousing all that on the News at 10
(is it still on at 10? I havenāt watched TV news for ages)
Go on - admit it, you had already prepped that post and just filled in the blanks as they were announced 
The Queen didnāt look like she has long on this earth.
Good time to go, before the winter fuel bill arrives.
If itās anything like my old manās experience, sheāll get a winter fuel allowance on every one of her properties - she will be laughing
Sheāll lose out on her winter fuel allowance though
Ā£100 would probably heat Buck House for about 30 seconds