Holy Shit - The minister for 1837 is considering throwing his (top) hat into the ring
As far as I know, sheās not actually running for the top job. 
Which is a pity, because she could bring a couple of impressive assets to the table.
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It gets better and better (Donāt just read the headline. The detail is excellent)
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Fucking blotto. Dressed to the nines and driving about in a PVC black mini-skirt, only to crash and have to be picked up dressed like that by his old man.
Iām surprised his old fella didnāt kill him when he got back hone 
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Theyāre all cunts.
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Thought he was pre op
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Grant Shapps has pulled out of the race. The best you might say about him is that heās the worldās most lethargic stalking horse and needs a trip to the knackerās yards.
He has thrown his support behind Rishi. Iām sure Sunak must be gutted at his endorsement.
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This Kemi Badenoch seems to be going well - particularly with the membership
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Hereās a clue. 
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Anyone noticed that if it comes down to Sunak v Moundant, we have a real South Coast derby. Sunak is a Saints fan, Mourdant a Skate.
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And then there were eight.
Kemi Badenoch
Suella Braverman
Jeremy Hunt
Penny Mordaunt
Rishi Sunak
Liz Truss
Tom Tugendhat
Nadhim Zahawi
Apparently, Suella Bravermanās actual given name is Sue Ellen. So sheās deliberately styled it so that it rhymes with Cruella. Thatās effort.
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Not often you see that many turds stacked up.
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So Johnson, defying all precedent, is refusing to allow a no confidence vote. I thought he wasnāt going to interfere in the running of government business? Confirmation, if any more were needed, that we truly are a Banana Republic. Without the bananas.
Why is he so desperate to remain in office, and why is it being allowed? Itās not remotely like Mayās, or Blairās, even Cameronās resignations and orderly exits, he hasnāt resigned for usual reasons, heās been kicked out in disgrace for being a pathological lying, corrupt, incompetent criminal, totally without any morals whatsoever. Yet heās still there, without the word resign even passing his lips.
He can do an awful lot of damage to this country and itās reputation,(whatās left of it) in the world in two months. Who knows what heās got planned, one things for sure, it wonāt include him going quietly. I bet that shredder in Downing St is working overtime.
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He needs time to make his Boris super-weapon and unleash it to retain power.
The latest invention is the V3 Buffoonbug, an unmanned Boris which drops bullshit over a wide area and leaves behind several pregnancies in the posh part of town.
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One thing to consider is that we are coming into the recess - he can do very little without Parliament and even he starts to go rogue the party will no doubt step in
By denying the vote he has perhaps done the first selfless thing of his premiership- by taking the flack he has taken away the need for the Tories to vote down the motion which has spiked Kiers guns.
And donāt for one minute think this vote was proposed out of some Noble cause. This is electioneering pure and simple
I donāt see that as a problem. Is it?
No - but Labour are giving it āthe Tories are thinking about themselves and not the countryā whilst thinking about themselves and not the country - just highlighting the hypocrisy of this move
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Tbf Theyāre all as hypocritical as each other imho
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