I think my favourites of this series of skits are:-
- The one where they accuse Angela Merkel of being a “quare”
- The one where they accuse Harry Enfield of being a “quare”
My favourite is the Stephen Fry one. Harry Enfield character, “of course he’s not a quare, he’s my godson”.
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I’ll leave this here
This is exactly what I am thinking, it is not in his DNA to concede, his entitlement won’t allow for that.
Seems their new ministers haven’t learnt anything.
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Indeed.
Interesting that she also repeated the claim that Rayner had been bragging to a few male MPs about doing the Sharon Stone bit.
Can we have this one?
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Could we get a discount by taking the entire cabinet?
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Lord help us
We need a poll. Prospective Tory leaders. Most bangable. I’d go for Mordaunt, but I’d want her to tell me off afterwards.
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Here are the runners and the riders
- former equalities minister Kemi Badenoch
- Attorney General Suella Braverman
- newly-appointed Foreign Office minister Rehman Chishti
- former health secretary Jeremy Hunt
- former health secretary Sajid Javid
- Trade Minister Penny Mordaunt
- Transport Secretary Grant Shapps
- former chancellor Rishi Sunak
- Foreign Secretary Liz Truss
- backbencher Tom Tugendhat
- Chancellor Nadhim Zahawi
where is your money going?
Well, I don’t think it’ll be Rishi. The Tory faithful don’t like the man who wields the knife and have since discovered that readyforrishi.com was registered on the 23rd December 2021.
Wack wack oops, as they say.
Independent saying that BJ may give a peerage to comical Nadine
I suppose the upside is that they can fuck her off into the Lords where we wont ever have to hear from her again
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Thats Zahawi fucked as well.
The party faithful’s favorite was Ben Wallace and he has ruled himself out
I remember when she was having a pop at Cameron and Osborne for being posh boys.
This is the same Nadine Dorries that chose Boris Johnson, their Etonian classmate, as her hill to die on.
Marvellous career bookending that.
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I’m very much pro- women in politics but the Tory party doesn’t half attract some swivel-eyed loons. Dorries, Truss, Nici and Jenkyns for starters and in no particular order.
This is the sort of no-nonsense political thinking that I come here for. Well said. 
Personally, and this was the subject of an in-depth whatsapp discussion from only yesterday, I’m in favour of Truss because of those shapely pins. However, as a left field alternative, could we somehow get the local piece back into the running? La Nokes has already confirmed her pedigree with a nice juicy toyboy scandal, I reckon she’d do a job. 
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She’s already your Gal at Westminster mate. 
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From BBC
“ Prime Minister Boris Johnson tells reporters he “wouldn’t want to damage anybody’s chances” by offering his backing to a candidate to replace him”
Seems he’s finally realised he’s a toxic brand
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