:tories: Tories in trouble?

1st excuse to drop.

“I was reading Twitter and it was an auto-play video from a hashtag I was following” - followed by a stream of experts saying how plausible that would be…

:man_facepalming:

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I don’t mind a bit of scurf but there’s a time and a place.

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“All I did was open an innocuous looking message from a guy called Scotty and I suddenly found myself watching a dwarf get buggered by a Latin looking gentleman with a very large appendage.”

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Ah you got that one too. :flushed:

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Everyone wanks at work don’t they? What’s the big deal?

Or is it just that he’s a Conservative?

I’d be more worried if he was wanking over a picture of Pritti Patel.

She’s Pritti-er than Theresa May tbf.

She’s pritti-er than Ann Widdecombe. (I feel ill now)

wankin

Tough wank, that.

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Pilfered from Facebook. The new Boris bus.

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Fucking hell…

Fucking hell indeed…we’ve cut our staff at Slowlane Mansion from 208 to 200. The Lower 40 is now a wildflower meadow so a little good comes from adversity.

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