Jacob Rees-Tugg?
A marginally more acceptable source than the Mirror
Canât be - this would probably constitute porn for the minister for 1837 (and @lifeintheslowlane)
I donât like yours.
But â Prime Minister Boris Johnson renewed his apologies for all those who lost loved ones during the pandemic.â
So thatâs alright then.
Peston is having a fit!
Well a shapely turned ankle certainly does it for me.
I used to stand at the foot of Forty Steps while the young flibbedy-gibbets used to try to control their Crinolines in gusty weather.
Just the thing for the new Wank Holiday thatâs been announced.
So who is the dirty bastard - surely the internet must know by now
Phwoar 
The innerweb is hoping it is the minister for 1870
Sort of off topic, but the Mail is running a Labour party gate scandal thing today. Itâs quite funny as Starmer and Rayner have been giving Johnson pelters about his parties, knowing all along the pair of them had tramped up to Durham to do a CLP party.
They initially denied that Rayner was there, saying theyâd made a mistake. I think youâd know if Angela Rayner was in attendance. Next weeks PMQs should be fun.
Its a bit like Sturgeon frothing at the mouth demanding Boris resigns for breaking his own covid rules, and then promptly breaking her own.
One thing in their favour is that they are unlikely to get a fine due to Durham plod not being arsed about handing out retrospective fines
In a good way or a bad way?
Personally, it would be good for me. But I love the gingers.
He looks the type.
(despite looking nothing like me 
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