:tories: Tories in trouble?

The BoJo bounce:
https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1169009979942215683?s=20

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https://twitter.com/Jun_Man/status/1169149320047857664?s=09

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I will almost always like Jonathan Pie. I liked this too.

However, it is well worth remembering that Theresa May basically lifted the 2015 UKIP manifesto once she became PM.

She only dropped it, out of necessity, after she fucked up the 2017 one.

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1169361122295767041?s=20

Why would he want to let them back in? They have been completely disruptive to the official policy and in an election he will be rid of them

This election will happen because JC wants one and won’t be able to stand being called a “chlorinated chicken” for long.

I don’t reckon Corbyn will agree to an October election. After 31st makes more sense. It will expose more of Johnson’s bluster and piss off the Brexit party. Tory conference should be interesting after the expulsions.

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Yes, why rush. He’s just realised the baby is covered in shit and it’s a mirror image of himself :joy:

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https://twitter.com/samcro1882/status/1169558961110036481?s=20
https://twitter.com/JoJohnsonUK/status/1169555292918571008?s=20

Do you honestly believe, after all the shit Corbyn has had thrown at him for the past three years, Czech spy, Kremlin mole, racist, anti-semite etc etc, on a daily basis, he will fall for Johnson and Cummings’ plan to extricate themselves from the shit they have placed themselves in because he won’t be able to stand being called a “chlorinated chicken”? Really? Oh deary deary me!

https://twitter.com/RosamundUrwin/status/1169558021678272512?s=20

Not that alone, but Corbyn has almost daily been asking for a general election and the minute he was offered one he turned it down. Whilst he might feel he has valid reasons the narrative will soon be what is he afraid of. The obvious assumption is losing. That’s a pretty shitty place to be.

An election is necessary because it is clear that the cretins in that place don’t want no deal, don’t want to revoke A50, don’t want to remain, don’t want to leave, don’t want a referendum and don’t want a deal.

Total fuckwittery

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The EU has now accused Boris of lying to us and Parliament - they say he has made no attempt to negotiate.
Following on from his brother deciding he’d rather spend less time with his family, and the hilarious displays and defeats in the Commons, how bad does this circus of buffoonery have to get before the Thriller extras in the Conservative Associations admit that their golden boy is still, after three years of consistent skullduggery, lies, distraction and racism, nothing more than a chancer and a cunt?

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https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1169620862364016640?s=20

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