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When do you start Mr T?

Originally posted by @Goatboy

When do you start Mr T?

September.

Originally posted by @MrTrampoline

Originally posted by @Goatboy

When do you start Mr T?

September.

Fuck me! September! Better start looking for a job in the meantime!

Yeah for sure! Nothing fancy for now though - think I might do a bit of Deliveroo-ing. I’m looking for some flexible work and the chance to work on a zero-hours contract would be particularly convenient.

…then thereis the probationary period wher you can fuck it up big time :lou_wink_2:

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Fatso is a big player at Deliveroo.

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Are you a bit mental?

Originally posted by @Fatso

Originally posted by @MrTrampoline

Originally posted by @Fatso

Originally posted by @MrTrampoline

Originally posted by @Fatso

I should never have studied Philosophy at University. It’s ended up with me selling my soul to the man to pay the (London) bills.

Ha! thought that news would piss you right off.

Yes, I’m incredibly pissed off

Haha you are as well. Deep down, you know that you shouldn’t be. You’d certainly _like _to not be, and you’re doubtless well aware how ridiculous it is to be wound up by the fact someone you’ve never met on an internet forum you don’t much like has found some success in life, but you just can’t help it.

And the cheeky little sod knows it too. That’s why it hurts.

Are you a bit mental?

That all you got? Fuck me you’re an embarrassment.

We can help you find closure here Fatso… release your anger and frustration… you know it makes sense. Set yourself free of these chains of misery and embrace your foes.

Embrace the ā€˜success’ of others Fatso.

And offer him £3 per hour.

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There’s also the prospect of the graduate scheme being canned, once article 50 is invoked.

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You need to calm down.

There’s no need for him to embrace the success of people he doesn’t like Goatboy - I’m a South London boy and all about honesty and directness.

But given that I’ve posted on here like 2 or 3 times over the Christmas period and yet he still brings me up on a random thread, then yeah, I’m gonna have a chuckle. I guess I left an impression.

Ā£2.50!

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Haha! Oh man would you love that. That’s the good old Labour Party with their compassionate politics. How gutted were you that those Nissan workers in Sunderland aren’t all in a queue stretching round the block at the Job Centre?

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @MrTrampoline

Originally posted by @Goatboy

Originally posted by @MrTrampoline

Originally posted by @Goatboy

When do you start Mr T?

September.

Fuck me! September! Better start looking for a job in the meantime!

Yeah for sure! Nothing fancy for now though - think I might do a bit of Deliveroo-ing. I’m looking for some flexible work and the chance to work on a zero-hours contract would be particularly convenient.

Fatso is a big player at Deliveroo.

Not so.

But Fatso is a big user of Deliveroo.

Are you pissed Mr T?

Or just very angry?

Your posts are a bit out there. Cheer up, you got the job, until it goes to Europe(don’t have a go at me, wasn’t my doing).

Bloody hell, I take a break and I completely miss Shirty-gate and return to Mr T finally landing a proper job (well done btw)…

Just need Bazza to spout off about our non-Anglo Saxon countrymen and the unholy trinity will be complete and all will be well with Sotonians…

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Geography. I was always good at that.

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Originally posted by @cobham-saint

Bloody hell, I take a break and return to Mr T finally landing a proper job (well done btw)…

Oh you just can’t help it, can you? You bitter, bitter fuck.

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