Nah but the sticking point is Shane Long refusing to move the other way.
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El piss take ?
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That is Kevin Keegan spec if that happens
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Well, he’s got the right perm 
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Why would be want to come to small club Southampton with Wreck It Ralph in charge?
Because he has been promised exclusive rights to lumber extraction in the New Forest. It’s not ALL about football you know. 
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He is not coming unless he does something about that hair
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Easily solved. 
I’m thinking more along the lines of scissors
It’s a random transfer generator I’m afraid…
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Ooh, I’ve one of them - highly recommended
McCarthy has signed a new 3 year deal - absolute joke.
We had a real opportunity to move on both of our fucking useless goalkeepers 
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Ronaldo to City so Kane is staying…
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happy to do it for him with one of those
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Mbappe would be a better buy for City
PSG have just turned down £136m for him…with ONE year left on his contract.
Boggles the mind that they’re able to do that, he’ll go to Madrid on a free though as he’s a massive Ronaldo (rapey one not fat one) fanboy
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