Happens to the best of us…
He’s just been sold for £12m, half the price they paid after a year. I would laugh but we’ll be in the same boat with Carillo.
Not if he helps the ‘Cucumbers’ (WTF) have a good season…
What would constitute a good season - plenty of salt and pepper?
Making lots of cats jump??
FWIW I’ve tried the cucumber trick with my cats and none of the fuckers react…
Their anuses are already stretched?
More likely to be a gherkin…
Shittest…
nickname…
ever
Was nice to catch up with family & ST Saints fans.
After a few beers the rumours are much clearer.
We are selling Galagher, McQueen, Targett, Bertrand. Davis, Stephens and Sims out on loan.
Forster won’t move his knee is shot and wants to see out his contract doing nothing, he’s going to (entire list of UEFA clubs)
Macca is being sold for £15m.
Were buying Danny Ings.
Think that’s all of them…
Selling every single one of our left backs doesn’t seem very clever.
We’re gunna do an England and play Redmond there. 
Well, that’s the end of our interest I guess 
Having said said emoji, I doubt we were really really in the market for him
16:34
UNITED TARGET MINA SWOOP
Man Utd will offer Barcelona £35m for defender Yerry Mina , who is keen on a move to the Premier League, says the Sun on Sunday .
The Colombian only joined the Catalans in January, before going on to star for his country at this summer’s World Cup in Russia.
Lemina out Drinkwater in according to reports.
I call bollox but
What’s App.
Any truth in the Drinkwater rumours?
Yes.
It really does help keep you hydrated.
Rumours debunked!
I did wonder if this could happen after hearing about Pope’s injury…