📢 The Sotonians Summoning Thread

[BTripz]

@Fatso when you’re next inebriated can you summon @steveintheforest please.

[saintbletch]

Do you think that maybe it isn’t the forum, but @fatso that has the special powers.

Is he a seer?

[BTripz]

The evidence shows that people respond when @Fatso calls, I think he is more likely a fat, drunken druid than a seer mind!!

[TheMightyOstrich]

Well now I feel used, thanks. No upvotes for you!

Anyway, I’m off again now, just thought it would be the gentlemanly thing to acknowledge your love for me, even though I have since found out it was purely for my liberal use of upvotes.

[TheMightyOstrich]

Sorry, “nice new look and totally mind-blowing functionality though @saintbletch - congrats”.

[Fatso]

Good of you to pop in. Maybe drop in every now and then to claim cuddles?

[saintbletch]

Now I just feel cheap.

Why don’t you just fuck off and stay away, @TheMightyOstrich?

[BTripz]

Leave @TheMightyOstrich alone you big bully, harassing dumb flightless birds is my job!!

[saintbletch]

I guess I must have rejection issues.

[BTripz]

Thought you would be used to it by now…

[Fowllyd]

Even a lifetime of rejections the like of which Bletch has suffered could never prepare someone for a lifetime of rejections the like of which Bletch has suffered.

[saintbletch]

@Halo-Stickman and @ant, you’re missing and missed.

[ant]

Been deliberately ignoring the emails, but wanted to come on here to find the Fantasy Football code. So FINE, YOU WIN.

I appear to have 641 notifications. What the flying fuck?!

[saintbletch]

Go to your Profile, select Notifications and then click Dismiss All.

It’s a hangover from the migration process.

[Saint-or-sinner]

@ant 642 now(before you turn it off)

[saintbletch]

Whilst this isn’t really a summoning, I wanted to pass on a message from Frank (@Map-Of-Tasmania) - specifically about his daughter.

I’m sure a number of you were as concerned as I was that she was unwell.

She seems to be making progress.

We are hopeful she is on the mend despite no confirmed diagnosis… still running a few test and doing blood each week to monitor - she’s had/got some sort of liver problem which has meant sick was and jaundice every morning but some drugs have now got that under control, although she has not really been eating for past 4 weeks so it’s been a big worry.

Most likely a nasty hepatic virus which is proving stubborn to shift but docs hopeful she is over worst and heading in right direction.

[pap]

Hope all goes well, @Map-Of-Tasmania. I’ve had health issues this year, but they never felt as serious as when my kids have probs.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Thank you ALL for badgering Bletch for news etc… is appreciated. Juvenile MoP is doing OK, despite still not knowing what is causing her morning jaundice and nausea… she is still not eating right, but just enough to keep her going. We should have more test results in next week or so (takes ages apparently for certain microbiology tests). Mrs MoP is stoic, calm and sensible… MoP is his usual over emotional daft twat self but hanging in there.

Cheers

Frank *aged 49 and 3/4

[BTripz]

Invoking @Upsidedownsaint…

[lifeintheslowlane]

Yep Hi @tigger…we’ve missed ya!
We need your calming, civilised influence to keep this rabble in order.
Plus more doggie pictures.