More time to snaffle the free drinks and complementary peanuts?
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As not many customers scan the barcode and order from your seat stuff cooked to order and exercise going to the self service fridge for cold beer.
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Right got to Equatorial Guinea on Air Chance glass of champers on sitting down and then vodka and cokes until breakfast when I got an orange juice and vodka.
Met at airport by driver who took us to a hotel dropped us off and then disapeared. Hotel did not have a clue that I was meant to be checking in and it was a pretty grotty looking hotel. Call office to be told am at the wrong hotel. Another driver turns up and takes us to new hotel with beach and pool one side and golfcourse the other. I get to look at the golf course for the next 10 days. Nb another swab test taken on arrival at hotel.
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Nope.
Not even with a golf course am I even a bit jealous
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It’s a Facebook post and a poll.
https://www.facebook.com/paul.alan.taylor/posts/10158119260971931
So,
- Toilet seat up toughens 'em up
- Toilet seat down you fucking clown
- Install a new toilet seat, deliberately designed to mischievously alter its altitude.
0 voters
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Boy are you going to be in trouble if you suggest anything other than the toilet seat in the down position !
You could of course tell them to turn the fucking bathroom light on before sitting down 
. This may lead to a further whole world of hurt though 
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Shut up and help me design the “Taylor toilet tipper”
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Leroy Merlin do a self closing lid for about £10.
Fit it just on the wonky side of perfect & it does all the hard work of maintaining domestic harmony.
Oh wait.
Sorry.
Not sure B&Q are that technology minded
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why would anyone want a self closing lid?
A mate of mine has just suggested that as worse.
The cling film trick is worse than that. I pulled that one at a party once. I also made fake vomit. It was all inspired by the book How To Be A Complete Bastard, which I read at a dangerous age. I got turfed from the party.
Hmmm. 
Heres why.
The amount of shit and urine droplets that are spread around your bathroom area are a hell of a lot greater if the lid is up when you flush the toilet, its like walking through a fog of faeces until they all fall to the floor and you walk them through the rest of the house,
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But surely you just need a lid?
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Oh Lord. Is that the time already?
I think your lawnmower is set to cut too close. 
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Is this Poland’s answer to the Loes Plateau?
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After 27 years of eating Veggies that had spent up to 6 weeks on a ship, the sheer joy of this past winter eating home grown home made (organic obv) chips/roasties, parsnips & carrots has been a revelation!
Also, it keeps Mrs P_F outta my hair - gives her & “Mum” something to do. I only get called in for the really tough heavy lifting jobs.
Like paying the tractor dirver.
OMG!
Time flies when you’re in Lockdpwn
Happy Rod Stewart Day everyone!
Altogether now.
The First Cut is the Deepest…
Ffs.
Now suffering a meda bout of Sunburn.
In April.
I look like a fvcking Gammon
Apparently today is naked gardening day.
Mrs T-B has had contact from some of her “contacts” advising her not to let me loose in the garden.
Because of the temperature, I will not be partaking, but I can advise all of you males who want to do it, gram your mankini and one of those handwarmer things, combine the two, get on with your naked gardening, and nothing you own will shrivel with the cold.
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