Out of quarantine again tomorrow morning and helicopter booked to my new West African home for the next 6 weeks or so.
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Pork fest for dinner?
Is always a possibility.
Bacon and eggs for breakfast
Roast pork for lunch
Gammon steaks for dinner.
I could handle the above.
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Fucking vegans. 
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Just under 7 months…
Since I last was able to sit down with a beer that wasnt at home!
My word it tastasted good.
Wawelski Jasne Pella craft lager £2 a bottle from the bar in the valley past the fish farm
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… pregnant?
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You have no idea the amount of clenching & breath holding it took to make lockdown belly look like ONLY 7 months
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I think you’ll find I do. I’ve just had my scan 
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I’m having twins. Either that or I’m going to be shitting a beachball.
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Hun?
Yeah.
Remind me on Monday to transfer some cash from$ to Zloty.
Why?
They dont exchange on Sayutday…
Darling?
What.
Its Friday, last night was Europa night Saibts play tomorrow.
I HATE YOU!
A winter of too much booze & smoking came home to roost today.
I’m fooked
Gasping fumes & its 27C ffs
Anyway 10 rows of spuds planted
Never seemed to cause Tichard Briers this much pain.
Oh me back!
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Phil, have you ever considered the possibility that actually you didn’t make it after all, and that you’re now across the Styx with the rest of us?
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Daily
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Those furrows are not very straight
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Fuck right off…
Or.
Get a flight come & do the Carrots & Parsnips
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I thought you had a tractor??
For the big stuff.
This is skilled labour innit
WE HAVE A CLIENT BOOKING! OMG!
31st July long weekend of partying with good client from Malta!
Mountains! Vodka Bar!
Woop de woop!
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