My in-laws had family in Belfort, near the French/Swiss border. The old man used to go for truffles with his mate who had a dog for sniffing them out, I said I’d thought they used pigs, he laughed and said they find more but you end up with less, try getting them out of the pigs mouth. The dog will at least let you have the truffle when he finds it 
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If it’s anything like a tennis ball it’ll be half chewed and covered in slobber…
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True
I don’t think the dog actually digs them up, unlike pigs. 
They just sniff out where they’re buried and the owner digs out the merchandise with a trowel thing.
Confession time.
I am growing a field of Boobs.
The Boobs are just starting to ripen & fill out their pods. Probably a week away from being able to roll them around my plate covered in white sauce and taste their succulence.
Tbh I thought I was growing a field of @BTripz. They are spelt Bob’s. But no I stand corrected. The pronunciation IS Boobs.
First time on public transport today since the lockdown began. I wore a mask.
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You’ve never looked better darling. 
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At least it hides the catweazle beard. 
Your glasses are on wonky.
Glasses are perfect. Wonky head.
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I trod on them a couple of months ago. Jack Duckworthed them. Its a fucking pain tbh
So now we know what a trans pap looks like
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Fixed.
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I posted that photo on FB with
Going to the hospital. Then robbing a bank.
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The Met have keyword monitoring software nowadays mate, expect to get your front door kicked off it’s fucking hinges at 3am. 
Yep Stun Grenades set to BIG BANG…and HERE WE GOOOOO.
Fucking Covid
Our hotel in Bermuda has just shut down till 2021 and now we are stuck with flights and no accommodation
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I had the opposite to the Hungarian Grand Prix. Very annoying.
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Further afield included
Once we get through this shit & get a street legal car that can run for more than 20 minutes…
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