📚 The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

Monkey Tennis
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My garage.

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Work lockdown is over. Normal service partially resumes tomorrow.

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Now that life seems to be getting going again, how does everyone feel about returning to offices, sites etc

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You’re not getting me back to work. We will be having our hair cut as our hairdresser has a supply of PPE and long handled scissors.

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Pray for LITSL

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Not planning on it going forward - will end up doing one, maybe two days in the office when I’m employed again.

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Not bothered about the private houses, but when I have to start back on the cruise ships I suspect it’s going to be a lot more complicated than before. Same goes for the theatres, to a lesser extent.

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Not looking forward to it. Face masks are going to be everywhere. I will spend my time in near constant peril that someone is about to perform a fatality.

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One thing that we have noticed is a number of senior execs approaching us to find them work without long commutes- even if it mean substantial 30%+ pay cuts

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I’m looking for another dev right now. I was considering @saintbletch for some work, but @Fatso would only think I want to fuck him.

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Not for me. Still furloughed until the end of July at least. Boss does not want anyone coming into the office if they have to use public transport. Roads are mentally busy in London, so other bosses feel the same, or workers are sucking up the bigger congestion charge rather than risk a bus / tube

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Sorry, is this back on the agenda as something we can joke about now? It’s confusing given you hid my posts and closed the thread yesterday.

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I don’t know what you’re referring to.

Could you explain this agenda, and how it came to the attention of the site?

Thanks.

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Is your brain ok, dear?

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Dear?

That’s Cameronesque, that is. And sexist.

I thought you just ate the pigs. It is clear to me that this is not true and that you don’t respect the sows in the morning.

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Football is finishing.
I get a ping on messenger.
I’m beered & Vodka’d.
2 hours later I’m back in the game.
Life is weird. Work to be done.
Fuck yeah!
Don’t fvck this up Phil.

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More Michael Winner-esque isn’t it?

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It can be both. As long as he fucks it before he eats it.

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