Oil!
Shit man, that computer bloke must have REALLY fucked you off!!
Took the old jalopy out for a two day trip to DurhamâŚstopped off on the North Yorkshire Moors and took a few picturesâŚ
When did those northern bastards steal some New Forest ponies?
They bought them at the Beaulieu Road salesâŚfor hungry northernersâŚyou know how it is.
So I bought another âNext Day PCâ yesterday. It is not here. However, someone has got back to me today, and while I will wait longer, theyâve upgraded four components for nowt so they can get the machine out earlier than it would have.
Completely different experience from the Upton shithouses.
Oh my word, from Upton to Portsmouth, scary could possibly go wrong?
TBF Iâve never had an issue with ScanâŚ
Wait a moment, itâs Novatech in Portsmouth isnât it? Not had a problem with them eitherâŚ
Well here is a first
Driver awareness course on zoom this morning - unfortunately only 8 at a time so no hiding at the back
Donât forget to try CTRL+SHIFT+7
That was a test. Youâre fired. 
Soo tempted
Novatech are good, even for complete Luddites like myself.
Despite their location I had a Novatech desktop and it lasted from 2011 to 2019âŚonly problem was due to a MS update.
Iâm thinking more Steve Carrollâs NoahâŚ
You look a lot less âbombyâ nowâŚ
Ha. I did once call a colleague a jihadist for having half the beard I did 
Weâve nicknamed one of our mates Richard Reid for his choice of hair and beard.