That means you are as good as Lee Westwood! He reckoned ha lost half a dozen balls (mainly down the left) in his 1st round back!
We will all be watching German Football this afternoon. 
But there is other sport today
Live Golf no less. Rory, Rickie and 2 others in a charity game.
More details when I find them@
Mrs P_F has left me alone for a footballing binge evening.
She left me pre cooked Bolognese& a pack of Penne Pasta for dinner.
But left the Chip pan out.
Do I go Bolognese on chips or pasta…?
Did you figure that they’d have found the corpse by now so it’s safe?
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Strong currents round there. Waste not want not 
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Seems that motorbicyclists don’t need to social distance, cycled through Poole Quay on my ride today, all the bikers were down there having conversations in groups, no social distancing in evidence. 
Roads were full of motorbikes as well, seem to think that because they haven’t been out for 6 weeks they need to drive stupidly fast and stupidly to make up for it…
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Find of Lickdown.
They were on prom at Lidl
Cheese & Jalapeno.
Holy shit they’ll kill any germs/virus
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If you’re around that area you are best to go up Calshot if you want to get rid of bodies. That’s what my mate told me, God rest his soul.
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Got it on sky
Players having to carry their own bags. And kicking sand about in the bunkers because there are no rakes
Proper old school
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Rickie Fowler having to take a Fairway Wood on a 237 yard par 3 “as he cant hit his Irons tgat far yet” 
Old School, rusty and enjoyable.
NBC did an great interview with Bill Murray some good lols
Christ - they are interviewing Trump and the orange cunt has turned a charity gig political
Thank fvck I’m not the only one suffering that interview!
He is stil crapping on - fuck off you maniac
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Taking out the China shit and amazing, incredibles, he is actually talking sense re sport.
It is aspirational but he is talking sense.
He let’s himself down slipping from sport back to politics.
Another thing I’ve noticed - now that have to carry their own bag, they are a lot smaller
And I reckon they are not carrying a full set
Rory is TINY. I remember when I danced with him at Gleneagles. All I could see was the top of his hat
But. I have noticed Rory is sweating - most unusual, and (as we learned in Dubai very quickly), Matt Wolfe is suffering from Khaki Shorts & High Humidity syndrome!
#wetcrotch
I meant the bag not the golfer 
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Lol.
I had a number of posh tournament bags I won on golf days (usually scrambled where being inconsistent could help the team) gave them all away & always use a lightweight fabric carry bag
That course is killing me with memories of playing American courses.
Been lucky back in the day to have played some classics, TPC Louisiana (won a golf bag FFS) Doral Blue Monster.
They just just aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Played with a mate in Venice Beach, only a 9 hole course. Shot 37 full sized course.
Which wasnt bad, for a 24 handicapper.
Bollox. I’m getting the clubs & bucket out tomorrow on the back lawn
One thing about living on Sotonians I never could stomach, all the damn serial killers .
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