📚 The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

Monkey Tennis
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You did it! Worse, you noticed.

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:joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

Apparently, they asked why all their mouths were open. The suppliers replied they were all shouting “GOOOOALLLL!!!” :smile:

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Dentist.
Pain.
Meds

Ooooh. So that’s why Tramadol is banned in Muslim countries.

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Goodt shit, Phil? :drooling_face: :dizzy_face: :woozy_face:

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Wèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sure makes the ÂŁ1.98 Lidl Tempranillo go down well.
And found Anders Svensson playing against France in Euro 2012

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Jokes aside, nearly passed out from the pain while Mrs P_F was in Leroy Merlin.
Infection & exposed nerve + needle going into it when given the jab. Wowza.
Still not good but Dentist says rest & meds

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Behind closed doors football is almost as dull as Dustin Johnson & Rickie Fowler’s banter last night

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1-0 Leverkusen.
Havertz header unmarked at far post.
1-1 Highly Solarsea or something sneaks it in from a corner.

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Woeful defending from a free kick near the touchline & Havertz restored Leerkusens’ lead 2-1 3 goals in about 6 minutes.
Damn I’m bored

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Took the opportunity to get my old banger out of the garage for the first time since lockdown to get some doggie food in Romsey.
Unfortunately the pubs were closed and the church open…

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Church! It’s an Abbey you philistine.
Great photos, I used to drink in the Three Tuns, and The Star when Archie Jones had it back in the late 70s/80s. Good times.

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BEAutiful car, great photos.

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It’s an Abbey CHURCH…get it right philistine. :lou_wink:

I actually hold the record for being (at the time of writing) the only person to give the Abbey CHURCH a bad review on Trip Advisor. :lou_lol:

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Anyone know what this strange thing in the sky is?
Seems like I should know but I have problems trying to think back through 60 years of memories.

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Russian Bomber

take cover.

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Probably one of these. Looks like the Polish air force have some so highly possible.

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Ah, so it isn’t a bird then?
:upside_down_face::wink:

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Big iron bird Phil, heap bad medicine.

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After participating in an ad hoc quiz in the garden, I was invited to further games by my eldest. Charades.

“That is the most middle class suggestion I have heard and I will have no part in it”, I respond.

“There is an inflatable hammer which you can hit the other players with”, she says.

“That sounds even more middle class than it did before!”, I say.

Fucksake. Whatever happened to a nice Draper claw hammer?

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