Result!
Mrs P_F had to go into Krakow to the main Mall (deserted).
She managed to find 1 jar of Branston Pickle & 2 Colemans Mustards! Woo hoo!
Lockdown destroyed my UK Restocking plan so getting the Branston the day after I opened the last (small) jar of my reserve stock is TREMENDOUS news!
Woo hoo
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Still no fucking spoke!
Whyte Bikes have just had a long email from me!
Suitably passive aggressive I hope…
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Dear cunts
Where is my free stuff? I’m a key worker, doncha know?
Regards
Bletch
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Verbatim!
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I think I’m going mad 
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That’s funny shit
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Diary day 7,962
Last night’s weather forecast said low of 1C. It lies it was -5C that fvcked a load of our veggies
Mrs P_F had a hangover - BFFs 40th birthday 
I’m slipping away.
We went to Lidl for a small shop. Found Olives stuffed with Anchovies woo hoo.
Then realised I was still wearing jogging pants & purple Crocs
@BTripz helped me solve a Google Photos nightmare.
I didn’t have a bottle of wine with my dinner.
Strange days
…and that’s just one of them. 
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Under the easing of the lock down rules estate agents can now open up the housing market, people can view properties under social distancing rules. But you still can’t visit a relative in a house other than your house of residence.
Kudos to the lad in Liverpool who has put his house on the market, and his mother has an appointment to view at 5 pm on Monday.
They really haven’t thought this through have they!
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Bloke on Twitter said he was putting his Pub on the market. Open for appointments to view.
But you had to buy a beer while viewing.
#maybefake but good idea!
Lock down golf this morning
Course Well managed by them and very badly by me
Rough is up to your knees in places, so if you end up in there (and you will if you haven’t swung a club for as long as I have) it good bye ball
I almost turned around and went home after the first hole
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