The REALLY Hot Lingerie chick from last year texted me. Basically, how you doing, Iām bored in lockdown at home. Do you fancy coming round.
I heroically replied Lockdown could last weeks, Iād only last about 4 seconds.
Anyway, she laughed.
Sometime later Mrs P_F noticed I havenāt shaved. Cue dont you dare grow a beard. Youāre growing a beard. You grow a bear Iāll kick you out.
The Kids are pissing themselves laughing about it I reply.
Iāll kick you out.
OK, read this text from Tina the Lingerie model first.
You Bastard. OK but only for another week.
Fair snuff.
Beard on. Iām gonna become a millennial
Well the mother in law has been stuck abroad for ages and finally got back yesterday. Mrs Fatso picked her up from Heathrow and is now isolating with her in the MIL house for two weeks. Everything has already fallen apart here. Today Iāve spent most of the day pretending to be Rick Stein drinking wine and eating French bread and brie whilst playing saints v villa endlessly on FIFA 14. Rickie Lambert can only make the bench and no room at all for JWP .
Osvaldo and Mayuka FTW!
Osvaldo would score anywhere from 30yards out on that ridiculous attempt of a football sim(if only).
Concerning the rest of your post.
Get a fucking grip.
Your free to do as you please, so be a kid again and pretend life is something to look forward to. Make things, burn them(and whatever else happens to go up). Live life like you actually enjoy the reality of life, rather than a sad screen version.
Wouldnāt it be better to die on your feet, than live life on your knees?
As for the wine. Go online. Strangely the services for the rich havenāt changed at all(little bit dearer, but what rich person cares about that when their fortunes have gone up by hundreds of billions in the last three weeks alone. Strange how these things always seem to happen together ).
When she started, I was properly nervous. She was jabbing away with the clippers. I thought I would end up looking like a golf ball. But as we went on she got more confident and I got less stressed.
There are moments when you want to say you have cut that bit three times now move on. Then you remember she has scissors in her hand
Beer helps - although when I suggested that she got me one she said āthis is not fucking Stormā
My reply of āyou are not kiddingā wasnāt appreciated
No donāt it @scottyā¦the only part you canāt get to is around the back and I hear long hair over the collar is very āthis yearā #embracethemullet
The test arrived on Saturday early evening but had to wait until I could guarantee that the courier would be able to collect the test on the same day it was taken (actually from 9pm the night before).
So, I took the test this morning. A long cotton-bud-type swab is rubbed around the back of the throat and then right up the nose (until you feel resistance). Each for 10 seconds. It was uncomfortable but no real problems. It would have been easier I reckon is someone else had done it to me rather than doing it myself.
It is, however, the last time Iām putting something that long down my throat - or up my nose for that matter.
Amazon seems to handle the distribution of the kits as this was the envelope that it came in.
Which might explain why the distribution and collection process is so slick.
<geeks>It also seems Microsoft (Azure) is involved in the hosting too. A number of the websites that support the process are real skunkworks stuff - hosted on subdomains of the azurewebsites.net domain.</geeks>
Sounds very similar to the test i had done in Labuan results back after 4 days clear so after another 3 days quarantine I can go back to work offshore.
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