What is that? It looks like a pickled miniaturised whale.
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That, mi amigo, is a leg of Iberico Bellota Jamon
Your neighbour has (had) short legs.
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Doesnât the Ayatollah object on religious grounds? 
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She is currently unaware of its existence
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Well the Ayatollah has now met the Jamon
A: âWhat the fuck is that?â
CB: âItâs a Jamonâ
A: âI can see itâs a Jamon, whatâs it doing in my fucking kitchenâ
CB: âWaiting to be eatenâ
A: âwhen did you buy that?â
CB: âwhen I was on that Spanish food siteâ
A: âyou are a fucking dickheadâ
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What you need is one of those industrial meat slicers for that.
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One very sharp knife and a plate, with a ready supply of french stick bread and salted butter is what you need.
And me to assist in its demise would help as well.
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Maybe some nice Kalamata olives and ouzo on the side 
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What I need is a manzanilla en Rama sherry
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759
Higher
Do they have to be whole hairs or are you including partial hairs cut by the edges of the picture?
Whole hairs: 972
Partial hairs: 173
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Who needs football, eh?
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Any hair is included so your total
= 1145
Need to go higher
NoâŚyou need to go to Specsavers. 
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