There was a minor chicken emergency at Chez Pap tonight. The chicken the missus was planning on cooking tonight smelled off, so I offered to buy takeout.
On hearing this, the eldest, who was just planning on cooking for her and her boyfriend says âI might not have steak tonightâ.
Quick as a flash, Gingora says âIâll have your steak thenâ. I pipe in, saying Iâll have the boyfriendâs steak and they can both have takeout.
Theyâre both having steak.
Kids, eh? Wonât pay for anything and after tonight, how they can say they donât have a steak in the future is beyond me.
Mine was attacked yesterday.
Have to say that hearing the word KOURVA after the 1st slicing was not encouragingâŚ
A few bits are âunequalâ length but tbh she done good.
And as I said. I dont give a shit. I ainât going anywhere except the village shop & all the guys have the same problem!, you fvck it up you live with having to look at it all the time.
First time will take you as long as everyone else to get used to, but youâll remember that clean fresh feeling, hanker for it even(might just be me).
That was a reply to CB, not yourself. The site is obviously all over the place, rather than myself
OK, I recognise that I might be dominating this thread with discussion about my bike, but I wanted to say well done to Whyte bikes.
I have a broken spoke which has pulled my rear wheel out of line. I read the specs on their website, looked on a number of cycle shop web sites, took the bike to Halfords, but nobody had the correct part.
I tweeted Whyte asking for the correct product ID or for them to put me in touch with a supplier (as I needed my bike to get to work as a keyworker - did I mentioned that I was a keyworker @Fatso?) .
They just DMâd me to see that they would send me some spares - FoC.
Shout out to Portswood Cycles too who did the set up and checks on Mrs Gâs new bike and refused to take any payment.
edit: Mrs G doing ok out of Covid so far. New bike, free maintenance, new iPhone and battery case. Hoping her car melts down.
Group A - people like me, captain Tom, the Dutch woman who drew the rainbow NHS thing, the old woman climbing the stairs, Gary Barlow and Elton JohnâŚhelping others during the Corona crisis. Doing our bit, thinking of society and others
Group B - people like Bletch and Richard Branson. How can we use the Corona crisis to get something for nothing? How can we exploit our position and the goodwill of the people
I know that some are experiencing domestic problems due to the lockdown, here is a useful tip for anyone thinking of kicking the wife out. Try and arrange to do it on a Thursday evening, then it will look as if the whole street are glad to see the back of her.
During her last shift, she was approached by two women, one of whom asked where âfresh burgersâ could be found. My daughter points in the direction of the fridges where refrigerated burgers can be found.
âNo, not them - the ones that come complete and you put in a microwaveâ, the woman says.
âRustlers?â, our kid asks.
âYeahâ, says one delighted customer after being pointed to the Rustlers.
We have survived lockdown with neither an Oven NOR a Microwave.
We have (an antique) Eectric Pan thing with a lid that acts like a Grill Pan, we have a BBQ and have done ribs etc. But we have coped. Just meant things like Deconstructed Shepherds Pie (Mash & Mince)
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