Thanks for including the relevant info in your post, Pap. Means I donāt have to engage in lazy clickbait journalism.
Anyone out of a job? Yeah, Pellegrini - OK, stick him in it. Anyone at a āsmallerā club doing well? Koeman - good.
Stupid, lazy journalism without a mouseshit of truth in it.
I guess it depends on the incoming owners/investment up there?
Promises of a big āwar chestā and holding on to key players may be tempting.
Donāt see it personally, but stranger things have happened.
To be fair to the Metro, they have never pretended their paper is worth anything.
We wonāt lose Koeman, donāt worry. Him and Ralphās conversations have been excellent, and they are philosophically exchanging continually. 
Everton?
Yeah right!
Thar be chat on the Everton job on Football Weekly, beginning at around 13 minutes. Koemanās name is mentioned again, along with the question āwould he want to go?ā
koeman is not going to Everton. And if he does Iāll be kidnapping Erwin.
Originally posted by @pap
Thar be chat on the Everton job on Football Weekly, beginning at around 13 minutes. Koemanās name is mentioned again, along with the question " would he want to go?"
No ā not unless Bill Kenwright can hold his own during excellent conversations about the merits of Cartesian Dualism, and quote RenĆ© Descartes on Methodological Skepticism for fun. Otherwise our Ron will likely just think heās an unintelligent boring Kant.
The whole story is likely an attempt at Socratic Irony. 
Iāve been thinking about it and I say fuck it, let koeman go wherever he wants s long as we appoint Sammy Lee as manager. I want the record for the shortest and fattest manager in world football. We could even make him dress up like that dwarf from lord of the rings. It would make press conferences great.
would you sooner have Sammy Leeās body, or his face? Youāve got to have one.
Iāve already got his body so Iāll have his face and then go on that lookalikes programme.
But Everton donāt have previous in farming out their talent, they seem to have managed to have kept their better players and not had mass exoduses like we have for the last 2 seasons.
Fair enough they really havenāt had the depth of talent that we seem to have accrued and they have been punching above their weight.
I donāt really know what Iām saying but RoKo shouldnāt go there.
stay on topic please, btripz. Do you want Sammy leeās face or body?
uv got to have one.
Well, like you @Fatso I already have his body so, as Price-Pikey says Iām only allowed one, thatās what Iāll stick with!
Iām bored of having a massive penis so Iāll go with his body.
Shouldnt that be philosophically exchanging normally_? 
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Well in that case, if Fatso already has his face, and his body is already twice spoken forā¦
Iāll have TheCholulaKidās āmassive penisā and be done with it.
No problem, JS, I should warn you though that I am uncircumsized. Obviously, if this a concern feel free to remedy the situation yourself. I wonāt be needing it back.
Cheers, I donāt fore-see this being a problem mate. Always thought that was a barbaric practise, and Iām not into self mutilation.