💒 The Royal Wedding

:wedding: The Royal Wedding
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#101

what the fuck is going on ?


#102

It’s gone into extra time.


#103

When is the FA Cup final on? …or whatever they call it now. I want to make sure I’m doing something else then.


#104

Top geezers.


#105

I’m making a list. You’re all for the tower.


#106

After your post yesterday you’ll be there before any of us.


#107

:lou_lol:

What can I say? I’m a turncoat.


#108

OK that’ all done can we now thrash his cricket team please?


#109

Avoiding the wedding cost me £350. Money well spent.

Being offered a special drinking cup (not quite a toddler cup but not far off) with “prosecco princess” on it for £2 as a special for the wedding was a real highlight.


#110

You bought 175 of them?


#111

Just about sums up the freak show.


#112

Is it over yet?


#113

Has anyone checked Markle’s documentation? There are targets you know.


#114

Naaa…just let her settle in first…then slap her down hard…it’s the only way.


#115

Not sure even I could drink 175 prosecco. Sadly main cost was 4 pairs of glasses (for my face)!


#116

OK OK…so you have 8 eyes? :lou_surprised:


#117

That would maybe be easier.

Just the 2 eyes. See double all the time.

Need specs for distance (now). So got a pair and a pair of sunglasses. Also a pair for reading and a pair for PC work. There was talk of prisms for the double vision. Unlikely to work. Also varifocals wouldn’t be good. So that’s how you end up with several pairs and £288 down.


#118

Oh

My

God.

Look none of you lot are my FB friends but there are pics of Harry & Meh driving off in a blue E-type Jag…

= my wedding car!

How cool am I!


#119

Naaa…this is cool…our wedding car…


#120

Alan Moore, one of my heroes, says he prefers to criticise things from a position of complete ignorance.

I did not see the Royal Wedding today. It was fucking shit.