🏉🏏📰 The Other Sports News Thread

Some?

Wait.
WHAT?

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Sill Tom

If only that would happen in the Premier League and EFL…

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Been away a long time, never really been bothered by the Darts.
But anyone know why they all sing/play a James Blunt song?

They’re fuckwits?

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I I don’t follow Darts.
But that was exceptional to watch and only 16!

Darts? Pah!

What you really need is old school snooker

Bill Wobblydick - what a role model

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I seem to recall Jockie Wilson falling off the stage after drinking one too many pints of vodka and orange

Sport just isn’t the same anymore - once upon a time any pissed up twat could harbour a hope of winning a title, now you have to live like a monk - I blame Stephen Hendry and Arsene Wegner

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I can remember Jocky Wilson standing at the oche, fag in mouth, pint of heavy on the table behind him, magnificent beer gut, and the late Sid Waddell describing him to the viewers in hushed tones as," a superb athlete at the peak of his game". I kid you not, absolute comedy gold.

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Probably a good time to give this another airing. Never fails to raise a smile with me.

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True Dat

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Do we use this as the Match Thread? I assume most of the world is watching this evening

Watching what?

:man_facepalming:

Well according to my FB & Twitter feeds the whole male sports fan world is expecting Luke to win the Darts

Hell even the Polish dodgy streams home page has a link to it!.

The Ayatollah has decreed that we will be watching it, I have put up a token protest to claim a future TV credit - but inside I am “fucking get in”

Which Luke? Or don’t they know his opponent’s name?

I cannot come in here having seen no sarts in 30 years and claim X will win.

All i know is Luke will win

So all those that use FB and Twatter- leaves a lot who don’t

Absolutely no one I’ve spoken today has even mentioned it - just on here.

Just sayin :man_shrugging: