The kid is under the cosh
No he aināt
Fuck me he wrestled control of that set away from old Luke with ease
I honestly thought he was going to capitulate there
Watchimg on laptop with headphones and annoying Mrs P_F with regular oofs/cor
Relentlessly Compelling
Brilliant stuff by Luke.
Cant believe i called the winner!
I see the red tops and social media havenāt wasted any time getting stuck into young Littlerās private life, Iām sure we will be getting chapter and verse on all the gory details in the coming weeks. Apparently he has acquired a girlfriend, who has been getting a lot of āgold diggerā and ācradle snatcherā accusations, with her mum getting very upset on her behalf. According to The Daily Heil anyway. Said girlfriend is a 21 year old plump girl from Surrey named Eloise who apparently āloves her dartsā. I bet she does! Iām sure she will show him the ropes.
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They met playing FIFA.
Sheās already allowed him priority access to her Xbox. 
They have only been together 6 odd weeks - it this survives the next three months with the media / Twitter scum on their case, it will be more miraculous than Littler getting to the final
I bet Scottyās had worse. Come on Scotty lad, fess up!
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ā¦well, there was this girl at Newark Collegeā¦
You earn, you pay your taxes. 
He can probably offset costs like new darts and flights - and maybe pies under subsistence allowances.
Hope he doesnāt employ Evertonās accountant (who was probably the āallegedā owner).
Everyone has been piling in on Sky all day for making a big thing of his tax bill.
All utter bollox.
He hasnt earnt Ā£200k heās set up a career with much bigger earnings - Premier League can be Ā£275k for a few weeks work
Good shit housery from HMRC tbh
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