📰 The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created

[Barry-Sanchez]

All nations do it ie have fake passports.

[Cobham-Saint]

@saintbletch needs to award a badge to @pap for “oxymoron of the year” for the comment:

“… I’m not part of an intelligence network, other than Sotonians…”

[pap]

@Barry-Sanchez

All nations do it ie have fake passports.

Ah, the retreat to a one-liner and think that’s enough tactic, eh?

It really isn’t, Barry. It rarely ever was.

Your case, fragmented as it is, laid bare, is nonsense.

[Barry-Sanchez]

What shit are you blathering on about, I am playing Forza, explain why the need to travel on a fake passport, be a Russian and allergic to snow and why they were in Salisbury, you genuinely believe their story?

[pap]

What is your justification for saying that they arrived on fake passports?

Bellendcat?

You need to be careful what you read on the Internet, mucker. Our government could probably use a lesson too.

[saintbletch]

I’ve happily been able to ignore this thread and had 200+ messages to catch-up on and then you go and mention me!!!

[Cobham-Saint]

Well you have the only supply of Badgeium. Who else was I going to mention…pray tell?

[pap]

Mate, it has gotten so circular that I am considering another inescapable flowchart, just so I have some record of what went on here.

[saintbletch]

Done

[pap]

I don’t like my new badge and for all our faults, I’m not aware of a more intelligent Saints forum, even if we don’t talk about football a whole bunch.

While I appreciate the need to play to a crowd, you don’t need to defecate on them at the same time.

But then again, tow paths can get a bit passe. I congratulate you for broadening your sexual horizons

[saintbletch]

@pap

I don’t like my new badge and for all our faults, I’m not aware of a more intelligent Saints forum, even if we don’t talk about football a whole bunch.

While I appreciate the need to play to a crowd, you don’t need to defecate on them at the same time.

But then again, tow paths can get a bit passe. I congratulate you for broadening your sexual horizons

That’s like saying to the judge “I don’t like my sentence”.

He’s not bothered.

Nor am I.

[Cobham-Saint]

To be fair, those words on the badge aren’t quite the ones I would have used.

Made me chuckle though

[pap]

You’ve asked for it now. I’m going to get you on a combination of ruthless pedantry, literalism and semantics.

We’re on a fucking network.

We’re more intelligent than pebbles.

I rest my case.

[Cobham-Saint]

@pap

You’ve asked for it now. I’m going to get you on a combination of ruthless pedantry, literalism and semantics.

We’re on a fucking network.

We’re more intelligent than pebbles.

I rest my case.

More intelligent than pebbles?! Prove it maestro.

[pap]

Pebbles can’t use public toilets.

[Cobham-Saint]

Not a marker of intelligence- more about ability. I’m sure they would if their intrinsic pebbleness allowed it.

I call you out as #pebbleist

[saintbletch]

#lowbar

[Cobham-Saint]

Had to Google image that.

Well done, good skills and all that!

[Polski_Filip]

Sod flowcharts Pap.
This is our Pompey thread and should be published and made into one of those unintelligible art house movies.
I’ll play George Clooney playing me.
Who’s in?

[lifeintheslowlane]

…well the classic exit route on most “dicussion” threads here is…“Life’s too short…I’m not getting any younger…I’m out.”

Easy innit.