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#1563

All nations do it ie have fake passports.


#1564

@saintbletch needs to award a badge to @pap for “oxymoron of the year” for the comment:

“… I’m not part of an intelligence network, other than Sotonians…”

:lou_wink:


#1565

Ah, the retreat to a one-liner and think that’s enough tactic, eh?

It really isn’t, Barry. It rarely ever was.

Your case, fragmented as it is, laid bare, is nonsense.


#1566

What shit are you blathering on about, I am playing Forza, explain why the need to travel on a fake passport, be a Russian and allergic to snow and why they were in Salisbury, you genuinely believe their story?


#1567

What is your justification for saying that they arrived on fake passports?

Bellendcat?

You need to be careful what you read on the Internet, mucker. Our government could probably use a lesson too.


#1568

I’ve happily been able to ignore this thread and had 200+ messages to catch-up on and then you go and mention me!!!


#1569

Well you have the only supply of Badgeium. Who else was I going to mention…pray tell?


#1570

Mate, it has gotten so circular that I am considering another inescapable flowchart, just so I have some record of what went on here.


#1571

Done


#1572

I don’t like my new badge and for all our faults, I’m not aware of a more intelligent Saints forum, even if we don’t talk about football a whole bunch.

While I appreciate the need to play to a crowd, you don’t need to defecate on them at the same time.

But then again, tow paths can get a bit passe. I congratulate you for broadening your sexual horizons :smiley:


#1573

That’s like saying to the judge “I don’t like my sentence”.

He’s not bothered.

Nor am I.


#1574

To be fair, those words on the badge aren’t quite the ones I would have used.

Made me chuckle though


#1575

You’ve asked for it now. I’m going to get you on a combination of ruthless pedantry, literalism and semantics.

We’re on a fucking network.

We’re more intelligent than pebbles.

I rest my case.


#1576

More intelligent than pebbles?! Prove it maestro.


#1577

Pebbles can’t use public toilets.


#1578

Not a marker of intelligence- more about ability. I’m sure they would if their intrinsic pebbleness allowed it.

I call you out as #pebbleist

:lou_wink:


#1579

image

#lowbar


#1580

Had to Google image that.

Well done, good skills and all that!

:grinning:


#1581

Sod flowcharts Pap.
This is our Pompey thread and should be published and made into one of those unintelligible art house movies.
I’ll play George Clooney playing me.
Who’s in?


#1582

…well the classic exit route on most “dicussion” threads here is…“Life’s too short…I’m not getting any younger…I’m out.”

Easy innit.