I did plan to live in Peru about 10 years ago but didnât work out.
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Most of us reach a ripe old age before we get to the point where we admit to biting off more than we could chewâŚ
Today we took Grandson to meet his step cousins. There were swings and football.
Then off to our favourite Fairy Tale Castle in the forest before the Outlet Mall.
All through little one was on the promise of the Worlds biggest Pizza for dinner if he was good.
Well, the moment arrived.
His pizza was delivered.
To a heart lifting sigh of.
Oh Boy.
He finishedâŚ
One slice. But only after he insisted we helped him, bless he really thought we were getting1 each.
What a week we have had
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Watching David Attenborough in HD on a Sunday night
Good news re ram (see annoyances thread). Turns out he isnât gay just not into bondage. Removed the harness we put on the rams to hold a raddle crayon. Put him back with the ewes and he was away. Has tupped 20 ewes so far.
Everybody is happy. 
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If I google âraddle crayonâ while Iâm at work will I get sacked?
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Iâm guessing the ram is happier than you?
For @gavstar I typed âmale chastity beltâ into Firefox(basically Google) and clicked on images. Got this
All i can say is donât do the same search on DDG.
It becomes so much more real 
I think itâs that thing that marks the ewe once the ram has shagged her so he doesnât go back for sloppys
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Beautifully put if i may say so!
Getting the Shepherds Pie in the Oven 20 seconds before Mrs P_F walks in the door.
1st one Iâve made here.
Why a pleasure?
Not one spice or stock in the cupboard was in English or what I needed and so I needed a run to the village shop to get them - and succeeding.
And buying a âcooking wineâ for 1.80 and discovering the leftovers are eminently gluggable.
All that coming AFTER I received a tip from some Americans for an airport transfer that was more than the cost of the actual fare.
Not if you worked in my office. I insist on an unmonitored open connection for my team, and whenever someone tries to change that, I am very good at making a business case as to how this canât be changed, citing ports and APIs and whatever.
Confused dogs, mate.
our internet police state is so bad that even the companyâs own news letter is banned as undesirable content. Top management cannot understand why we complain about it and find that they cannot connect to all the cloud based docs that they use when they arrive offshore.
Suddenly they agree our connections and policyâs are shite but they donât do anything about it as when they get back on shore everything is working fine.
In the word of Bletch
Cunts
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He has been known to say that a lot.
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Would be more concerned if you found it in your wifeâs purchase history. It would probably show that she doesnât trust you when you are off playing doctors & nurses.
Close, the ewes breeding cycle is 2 weekly, we change the raddle colour every 2 weeks. If a lot of them show they are returning you know that either the ram is infertile or the ewes have problems. Mainly we use it to know when they will lamb, we lamb indoors, and can split them into batches for feeding and housing.
Interestingly 1 ewe this year has raddle mark on her kneck.
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Maybe the Ram needs glasses
Or the ewe is Butt ugly
I bet the filthy slag gave him a blowie.
I got a blowie from a prostitute in my younger days and Iâm sure she took money from my wallet when I was distracted, I canât prove if she did fleece me but when I confronted her about it she was very sheepish.
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How old were ewe?
19? 20? I was drinking a lot back then so my memory is a bit wooly.