1 for the bucket, 1 for me…
That was the 1st time I have eaten them fresh off the bush for 25 years. OMG…
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Also off on leave, though I return on the 2nd. Still and all, a week away is a week away.
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It’s a good job that Mrs P_F shares your interesting tastes.
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Saints win.
Back in time to see the goals.
Mrs P_F spent all day in the Forest & picked 14Kg of the RAREST local mushroom types.
So to celebrate?
My 380g steak dwarfed by the veggies ffs.
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Day started about as shit as a Saturday can.
Had to work Saturday morning so not happy to start.
Also know i’m going to miss football as have the afternoon pleasure of taking my daughter shopping, so realising i’d lost my wallet tipped me into a rather dark mood.
Wallet turned up around 11am, only to be horrendously abused by the daughter a few hours later, whilst bollocking me for trying to watch the football on my phone, when i apparently should have been advising her what pots, pans, knifes and the like she needs(i thought “How much? Way too expensive.” was the only advice she needed).
Still, ended up finding out we’d won(still don’t know who scored) and went back to an old favourite for dinner and it was stunning(daughter even picked a good wine).
A real little treasure of a pub.
Couldn’t resist this from the starters.
Pastrami cured Halibut with pickled cucumber and Dijon mayonnaise was a delightful flavour combination.
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Not keen on the design of your starter. I think they missed a trick there…I’m thinking a Smiley Face. 
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I would have just smeered it across the plate and then mopped it up with a bit of French stick.
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Going back in a couple of weeks, so i’ll pass on the advice 
Edit: reply was meant for @lifeintheslowlane rather than myself 
That could have been one of the better conversations then ?
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Opening your birthday pressies and finding the wife has bought you a new wallet for the one that was nicked and put a peso in it for every year.
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This is a simple one, and a geeky one.
Deleting things from your hard drive. Fuck me, I did not realise my upstairs PC had become a roach motel for everything the missus has thieved off the Internet.
I also deleted a shitload of games that have not been played for years.
I have over half a terabyte free.
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That is not enough for porn storage.
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Who stores porn these days?
That’s just asking for your missus to find it. Stream it for the perfect crime.
Offshore workers we have to download at home and take offshore on any media available
The fucking company internet police.
Anyway my mrs likes porn 
Shudders at the eco cost 
Being back at the river.
A night under the stars tonight(no bivvy) and the weather is perfect for it. Got ale and wine for dinner👍
Might even try to catch some fish. Then again, might just take pictures.
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lush
Was, until i realised the manor house on the other bank has a do on. Karaoke with some tone death bint destroying Tina Turner(why do they always pick the same songs?).
It’s Sunday though so there’s going to be an early time limit around this area. I’ll keep guzzling the wine just incase 