Unbelievable Jeff.
Iâve sent Mrs P/F up the mountain with the clients as it is so busy.
I walk to the car sit down on a bollard for a smoke. Lad on bollard next to me is watching a game on his phone in Arabic. What game I ask? Obviously us v Scousehampton. Whatâs the score?
0-2 oh⌠gable gable gable GOOOOOAAAAL.
Yep I saw our goal.
Lads name was Kamal, on holiday from Saudi.
Only turns out I know his Dad really well from business times.
Anyway I gave him the tourist stuff to do in Krakow inc the Vodka Bar.
Weird
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Day off. Sleep in until 10am.
Mrs P_F up with the lark to go 'Shrooming in the forest behind us
Mmmm Full English with fresh mushrooms for me while watching cricket. Sheâll be busy all day drying them!
#Win.
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Ginger solidarity.
Finally signing the consultancy contract you first told a manufacturer they should sign when you met them last October.
I have no idea how much money they wasted because they had read everything in their MBA text books.
Not as if it was a big deal, just a couple of days of setting up meetings for them with the right people and sending them links from web sites to prove their text books were talking shit.
All that in between airport transfers today as well.
Sweet
Gentle bike ride to a 13th century thatched inn. Lunch in the garden in the sun. The world could be going bonkers, madmen with a god complex could be trying to buy Greenland (as if!) And yet all seems rosy.
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Perhaps he doesnât do maps well. Could be thinking itâs a bit like Brownsea Island which would explain the inexplicable.
I keep my eye open for events that could interest clientsâŚ
This weekend it is
Krakowski festiwal lodĂłw rzemieĹlniczych!
Ice Cream Festival. These guys really need some help with their Native English
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you will pay an admission ticket which will entitle you to lick the knobs on each stand!
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Lovely!
The first official ice cream making competition in Poland 
The best ice cream and ice cream parlors from all over the country will come to Krakow!
We expect many teams ready to excite your palates to the limit
The event will take place in one of Krakowâs well-known locations.
- you will pay an admission ticket which will entitle you to lick the knobs on each stand!
- each ticket will have the opportunity to cast one vote for the best ice cream.
At the end of the event, an independent ice ethics committee will count the votes and announce the winner who, in addition to the diploma of the best ice cream maker in the country, will receive a cash prize from our sponsors! 
We have also planned a lot of attractions for each age group.
The most interesting is the competition for making a blowjob - that is, eating ice cream where the audience on the big screen will evaluate the speed and style 
It will be tasty and cheerful 
Tag friends, keep an eye on events and wait for more info âŚ
Do you run ice cream parlors? Do you want to participate in our event as an exhibitor? Write a private message and we will determine the details!
When is this on? Asking for a friend.
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Sunday 
Sundowners in the Tamar Valley. Bottle of red breathing. Watching a pair of blue peacocks on the barn roof.
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Canât we give him Guernsey?
MLT might be against that.
Looking forward to growing old disgracefully.
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Should the headline not be âcatch them having sexâ?
Lol.
I see the distinction youâre making.
You are probably right, although if you read the article (instead of closing it immediately when you realised that there were no pictures - as you obviously did) then youâll see that the police sat in wait in the woods after an online group advertised meeting up there for sex.
Still, as you say, Iâd prefer to not be left with the idea that the police simply âwatchedâ.
Surely having sex isnât illegal but voyeurism is. Shouldnât the Police be arresting themselves?
Asking for a friend/friends. 
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Off on leave. Out of office on until 11th September.
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