😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

:smiley: The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life
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#801

Just paid of the credit card just in time for part time work. Hopefully won’t use it much. I have a bit in savings now for the first time which is going to help a little.


#802

77’ Queens Park Rangers 1 - 0 Portsmouth


#803

79’ Queens Park Rangers 2 - 0 Portsmouth


#804

Good.


#805

2-0. lol.


#806

…and Newport County beat Middlesborough 2 - 0…now to take on Man City. :slight_smile:


#807

I always get lipstick arse.


#808

This is why we’ve missed you @Bearsy / @Tokyo-Saint

:lou_is_a_flirt:


#809

This must go down as the greatest upset in FA cup history. The referee must have been biased. The 500k plucky few that made the trip to Loftus Road must be refunded.


#810

And they lost a star player for rest of the season. Shame.


#811

but, but, but they are ALL star players and wouldn’t be out of their depth playing for the likes of Real Madrid or Barcelona. They choose to play for Pompey because of the prestige of playing in front of the bestest, most passionate fans evah!!


#812

Talking at the Ayatollah whilst she is trying to write birthday cards. She has already had to sack off two cards because she wrote what I was saying. If I carry on like this she might ignore me for the rest of the week :crossed_fingers:


#813

Nobody could be that lucky (with own spouse/partner) surely?

:lou_wink:


#814

Did it go something like this (I hope so):

''Dear whoever,

Wishing you all the best on this happy have you used those fucking frying pans yet

Lots of love from Mrs and Mr CB-Saint’’


#815

My partner is ill at present. So it has been pretty quiet last few days.


#816

Well here I am pacing up and down like an expectant father. “India” the expectant mother is expecting 6 little ones tomorrow…well that’s when they are due.
We haven’t bothered the Cocker Spaniel breeder for a few weeks…she said she will call when “India” has popped her sprongs.
This afternoon I couldn’t resist any longer and Sandy said “India” is huge, she’s normally 14kgs…she’s just been weighed and she’s now 21kgs…“she’s full of them”
I’m no expert but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more than 6.

How many teats do lady dogs have? :lou_lol:


#817

Typically 8 nipples but large/giant breeds have 10


#818

I have to ask it

How many do tiggers have ? :lou_is_a_flirt:


#819

:lou_facepalm_2:


#820

Tiggers have 2, tigers have 4