Currently wresting with trying to replace a blade on a knife sharpening steel (diamonds have worn out)
A new one is £180 and a replacement blade is £50 so I am motivated - I have the blade out and now I have to get all the plastic out of the middle of the handle, which is proving to be a bastard
Oh youtube actually failed me - no bugger has bothered filming this (probably because once they have done it once, they never want to try it again)
They could claim it as an honest typo, which should have read “shit”. That would be incontestable in court.
Yep, just say you used Phils’ Spellchecker
Ethiopian or EK home?
Ethiopian then thai via Bankok
Then eight weeks at home to get residence visa
Damn, I heard it is impossible to fly through Bangkok without getting off loaded for at least 3 days
(can you believe I actually got paid $400 plus free accomodation in Sheraton Sukhumvit full board for 2 days on an overbooked flight once)
I was in the thai club in KL and got the tart to move her head so i could see the football. My boss who was paying was not impressed 
Wtong thread
I lot pickled
1 lot dried
1 lot powdered
Mrs P_F using glives & goggles to process them
Already have about 8 jars of killer chutney
I see you’re still wearing gloves to type that too. 
Tuck feah
I’ve seen that girl on YouTube
Fixed.
It was a shit result and we utterly robbed by the ref and VAR, but I had great pleasure in going to a game with both my daughters (who’ve never seen Saints lose before) and the rest of the day - pubs, curry. and lots of conversation were great.
Got their looks from their mum then?
